Turn the alarm clock upside down. Problem solved.

If you Google a bit on this story from 2008 you'll find quotes like "local experts thought the tomb hadn't been disturbed". Don't know about you but on the one hand we have a theory that time travel exists (which would be cool) but on the other we have some dudes who aren't sure if people had been in the tomb before. Don't know about you but archaeologists tend to use finds like this as dating evidence to build up a history of a site. If you find medieval remains in a previously thought undisturbed Neolithic tomb they don't think "What is this? Medieval guys must have invented time travel!" they think, "Some medieval dude has been in here".

My preference are brunettes and I'm not really keen on girls who wear makeup (my wife doesn't wear any). So if I was free it'd be the second one. But that's just me.

In reality a lot people during that time period shaved their heads to control lice and such, and so wore fabulous wigs instead. Some portraits of Sir Isaac has him with his real hair, some have him wearing a wig. You too can play the fun game "Wig or No Wig" by Google Imageing "Isaac Newton" and guessing whether or not his hair was real in each picture.

For extra credit do this while not wearing any pants and shouting "yo, bitch!" at a Lily of the Valley potted plant.

Maybe the four circles will overlap at some point but here's what happens if they don't. First, the circle about your parents goes when you leave home and start out on your own. Just remember that for most parents they've got your best interests at heart and will help you out when you hit rock bottom (a lesson you'll know to be true when or if you become a parent yourself). The other three circles if they never ever cross over can be covered quite easily. A lot of people work at job they don't enjoy. Just turn up, log on and grind down. Plenty of great people I know just work a dull job so they can live in their free time (and it's possibly even more the sweeter because of this). Things that you want to do with your life and things that you're good at are done in every waking moment when you don't have to earn a buck to survive. You may never be good at things you want to do with your life but it's still fun doing the things you want to do with your life even if it's badly done.

I would love to have a girlfriend but the truth is my fear gets in the way. Fear always gets in the way. The sort of fear that eats away at me constantly. The fear that's there when I wake in the morning and go to sleep at night. The fear that if I get a girlfriend my wife might find out.

Before buying any sort of furniture among other things I like to consider that at some point I will accidentally walk into it while blundering around in the dark. With this in mind I couldn't risk buying any of this stuff.

The Italian Job (the original 1969 Michael Caine classic film, not the remake) has their three Mini Coopers loaded with the stolen gold do a lap of this track while chased by the Italian police.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ZImfAxOu0

Sure I would. What's to be afraid of? You think ghosts want to hang out in old abandoned houses where no one goes? Of course not. The spirits of dead people like nice, warm, comfortable houses where the living are, houses just like the one you're in now. Was that a noise coming from your closet?

I'm going to take the down votes for this but I think it's a sad world we live in when a dude sitting at a plastic table eating cereal with his daughter is seen as being a great dad. I'm not having a go at him personally because he's just doing what you're supposed to do when you're a dad. Were people thinking that he's so tough he'd get called out by his tough friends or something and they'd be like "Are you going to be wearing pink from now on?" and stuff like that and he'd be all embarrassed or something? But he's like "No, I love my daughter too much!" and he's making a stand. He's not making a stand or anything, he's just eating cereal with his daughter. Are people's expectations over fatherhood so low?

They're being polite. They probably know you're an asshole already.

I feel the need to draw a top knot on the head of the guy in the last frame, prop a letter opener against him and make him a bad ass samurai.

I could just be an ignorant buffoon but I've never got what's so great about the Mona Lisa and her "smile". To me it's just a portrait with no more or lesser value than others of it's time frame or earlier. It seems to have this Emperors Clothes mystique about it that I've listened and read about for years.

If he'd slipped he'd have had great big blue balls of steel.

Between the Second World War or so and 1978 hurricane names were exclusively women's names until it was pointed out that some people thought this was sexist. So now they alternate between male and female. If the storm names were to include "culturally diverse" names (although there's a Pablo, Ernesto and Humberto in there I seem to remember) I suspect there'd be some camps who would claim they were now "victimizing minorities". So most of the names play it safe. Can you imagine if they named a hurricane after Mohamed? It'd be like naming one after Jesus or Buddha or Tom Hiddleston.

To be fair the second one down where the fellow is carrying the kid by the waistband we don't know the story behind this one. The kid could've been having a tantrum and the parent needed to get out of the store (ever had to carry a squirming and kicking pre-schooler?) or even the kid really gets a kick out of being carried like that. Unlike the other pics I'm not going to judge that one just on that snap shot.

A linguist concluded that frogs don't speak English, an anarchist concluded that frogs don't take orders from the man, an old guy concluded that frogs don't jump as high as they used to in the good old days and Funsubtancers concluded that the frog was still beautiful and unique and shouldn't confirm to any preconceived ideas about what frogs should or should not be doing because look at all the weird sh*t we're in to.

A teacher being "pedantic" about correct grammar use? What was this, some sort of school!? What kind of crazy world do we live in.

I always thought that for a serial killer Dexter Morgan's positioning of his desk and his laptop was a bit off. I mean they've got the desk wrong a bit here by 45 degrees but in the show it was basically set up so that anyone coming in through the front door (babysitter, sister, girlfriend etc anyone trusted with keys) could see his illegal police killer stalking searches on his computer. I'm not a serial killer but even I've got it so my back's to a wall and my screen can't been seen and all I'm doing is fapping occasionally to p*rn and that's totally legal. I'm probably the only one who was bothered by this.

Thomas Rolfe is turning in his grave ...

Not to mention that a Slinky Dog makes no sense what so ever as an actual toy. With a regular slinky you get to push it down steps and stuff. You can't do that with Slinky Dog, you just have this slinky ruined by having two halves of a dog stuck on the end. A real Slinky Dog would just fall over too because the spring isn't strong enough to form a stable base for his four legs. Stand up Slinky Dog! Oh, it's fallen over again. That's not annoying. Slinky Dog defies the laws of physics and defies the laws of actual fun childhood toys. And yet when I saw the films I totally believed Slinky Dogs exist and I just thought I'd never came across one in real life.

"Lift" vs "Elevator". You can "lift" something up and you can "lift" something down but you can only "elevate" something in one direction (up). I don't know if the person who posted that is a real disappointment to their father.