I'll just take a shortcut 7 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
The person filming this is like "You've made your decision, accept your fate." and just carries on recording.
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Cultural stereotyping at its finest. 16 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
With the two Englishmen waiting for someone to introduce them to the woman, if there's no third party to make formal introductions it is perfectly acceptable to introduce yourself. It would actually be rude not to and worse, it would create embarrassment and discomfort the longer introductions weren't made.
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The morning commute 11 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
Fog - "Sure glad everyone have got their lights on so I can see them" -- does not put their own lights on.
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The deepest stepwell 20 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
Built between 800 and 900 AD the temperature at the bottom was 5 or 6 degrees C different than the top at the surface. So people used to hang out at the bottom in an early form of air con.
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The neighborhood of tomorrow 11 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
Because all of that weed matting, plant box timber, plant box earth, gravel and time to tend the plants is supplied absolutely free.... Then you've got to either freeze the seasonal vegetables or let them rot. Or you could have a lawn which you mow and is zero hassle in comparison and pick up a bag of frozen or fresh carrots when you actually want carrots.
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Ford 4 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
His car is (probably) a 1999 or 2000 model Ford Escort. It blew it's head gasket (very expensive to repair). Ergo the car is "f*cked". Ergo he says "I f*cked a 14 year old escort today." while meaning he "f*cked his car up."
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So, perpetual motion is a thing now? 2 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
Energy will be lost via friction in the central rotating axle and the rolling effect of the weights. There will also be air resistance from everything moving and when the little weights hit the end of their designated movements there will also be energy loss because it will go "clack" unless this machine operates in a vacuum. So .... no perpetual motion.
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another punch please 11 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
Well maybe I'm reading this wrong because I live in a part of the world where straight dudes may give a firm hand shake, a high five, a fist bump or a manly back slapping bear hug but the holding hands is a violation of the Bro Code. Hence why they're hiding their faces ...
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another punch please 11 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
So don't fight or we'll make you look a little bit gay. Next week at school we'll be teaching you that homophobia is wrong. Wait a minute...
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Murcia food size 31 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
I might have believed this but I don't see any good reason why the cutlery has to shrink to match the portion sizes. I can tell you now that Europe is not populated by people with tiny child hands. The one labelled "Europe" looks like it's a knife a fork set my three year old uses.
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Case closed 31 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
They went metric seven years ago. http://www.space.com/3332-nasa-finally-metric.html
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Levitating cloud bed 17 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
Just keep any bank cards and electronic devices away from the giant magnet...
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Freedom 14 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
Also it seems a lot of it doesn't appear to be going over the cliff.
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No child left behind 8 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
Because no arts courses have any sort of tests ever. They just let you free wheel those mothers like it's an episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway.
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Hobbit 1 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
The irony is these films were filmed in New Zealand where the kids, much to the consternation of non-NZ parents, run around without any shoes on at school. I've seen kids running around in the rain and cold without shoes when they actually arrived in shoes. It's a New Zealand thing to have perfectly good shoes as a kid and not wear them. You see Peter Jackson in making of features sometimes going barefoot.
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Portable desk for 3rd world countries 9 comments
Chavs 10 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
A chav is a young lower-class person typified by brash and loutish behavior and the wearing of (real or imitation) designer clothes. Some people believe chav is a derogatory term for a working class person but this is wrong as a chav does not work. Instead a chav lives off social benefits and breeds with other chavs thus creating a social cluster f*ck and are the sort of TV cannon fodder for reality shows where tension is created by the results of a paternity test. The US equivalent is perhaps "trailer trash".
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Nuff said. 27 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
The "Sanctity of Marriage" is dependent it seems on where you live in the world. Where I live panel no.1 where the drunk couple get hitched would be impossible as it takes at least three days to get a marriage license and panel no.3, the gay couple can get married.
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Wedding toast is off to a bad start 2 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
"What is a wedding? Webster's Dictionary defines a wedding as 'the process of removing weeds from one's garden.'" - Homer Simpson
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She understands... 16 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
It's sometimes not about being skimpy or offensive but simply following the school's basic dress code. Because sure as eggs is eggs some of those kids are going to want employment with employers who have their own dress codes. It's better to learn this in a school than later down the track find their employment terminated and they can no longer pay the rent just because they wanted to wear leggings. Maybe she'll take career steps that ensures she doesn't end up in a job that has a dress code and again, this is the place to learn that.
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Speed 11 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.' --Homer Simpson
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Internet representing england 9 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
This is, without doubt, the best image that sums up the English chav. But it is not, by a county mile, the best image of the English.
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f*cking buckets 10 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
If they don't have the mental capacity to truly reflect on their actions yet how are they supposed to talk about better choices? I'm not knocking time-outs or time-ins it's just that there's a truck load of advice for new parents but most of it ends up as being a little bit of this and a little bit of that depending on the child and the situation.
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Damm crackers 11 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
I wouldn't do this because this "damn cracker" is clumsy and would probably fall off the edge getting into position.
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Dad t 12 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
"So son, have you complied with rule no. 6?", "Er, remind me again sir?", "Rule no. 6 says Get a Lawyer.", "Oh yes sir, I've got a letter here saying who my lawyers are...", "Good, this seems all in order, carry on dating my daughter.", "Er sir? I just wondered why I needed a lawyer?", "Because you're going to do something illegal!", "I am? I wasn't planning on doing anything ...", "Meth, son. My daughter is a massive meth head and you're going to have to buy it for her. Get a lawyer."
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