Inb4 this thread devolves into transphobia

It's a tough choice between garlic bread and flight. Depends whether red gives wings or not.

And drop out of college too.

I was just minding my own business as a fucking huge spider dropped on to my neck. Fuck spiders.

People are judgemental and the sun is bright and the temperature is unpredicable and i can't express myself without being looked at like i'm an imbecile.

Why on earth is *that* gendered?

I'm blue with a red vest then

ÙwÚ

Who wouldn't want to be a girl tho???

oh. the top one is really relatable atm.

I want to get drunk and eat fruitcake.

She's fed up with him now. He's gonna go out with a bang.

Ya into vore, huh?

Water. It beats some puny bitch-ass flames.

Girls can tell others to suck their dick too.
I knew a girl who would say it and it was always so intimidating and it would surprise her opponent.
She was always nice to me though, so that was another thing that made me respect her more than i do for most people.

please don't call me out like this