I've ascended 3 comments
zont
· 2 weeks ago
One time my mom said that, and I straight up asked "uh, why would I watch porn with women in it?", and she was fucking *SHOOK*
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#faxts 12 comments
zont
· 4 weeks ago
I'm still here most of the time, just don't comment nearly as much :3
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w̶a̶s̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶r̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶g̶o̶t̶t̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶ ̶l̶m̶a̶o̶
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w̶a̶s̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶r̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶g̶o̶t̶t̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶ ̶l̶m̶a̶o̶
#faxts 12 comments
zont
· 4 weeks ago
Been using e621 since I was like, 16...
It might have played a part in me becoming a furry, ngl.
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It might have played a part in me becoming a furry, ngl.
I can as well 14 comments
zont
· 12 weeks ago
Fursuits aren't for fucking in, FYI.
There's specific ones called "murrsuits", and they have...uh, special holes, for doing that.
But yes, both are very pricey.
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There's specific ones called "murrsuits", and they have...uh, special holes, for doing that.
But yes, both are very pricey.
Gotta get fat bread 2 comments
zont
· 18 weeks ago
...I hope I never have to rely on drawing cock-vore commissions to keep myself alive.
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We live in a society 17 comments
zont
· 20 weeks ago
Everyone's a little furry, secretly. There's a reason so many childhood films and books are filled with anthros ;3
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[Also, anthro rabbits are just as fine without tits, as those with. (I'm saying this bc my gf, who has a bunny fursona, is flat as fuck)]
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[Also, anthro rabbits are just as fine without tits, as those with. (I'm saying this bc my gf, who has a bunny fursona, is flat as fuck)]
"Suspiciously close" 3 comments
zont
· 21 weeks ago
Hmm... I'll have to pick a target with red fur, or at least get better at cleaning blood stains...
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Alternatively, I could find a mostly white one, and bleach it clean? That would probably be more hygienic, from what I've heard of some furry conventions...
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Alternatively, I could find a mostly white one, and bleach it clean? That would probably be more hygienic, from what I've heard of some furry conventions...
Um... 'Can't Say That I Have... 15 comments
I admit the original is hard to beat, but let's try it. 66 comments
zont
· 24 weeks ago
We never did find a Slovenian friend,
But along the way we sure learned a lot about my interests.
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(Oh, I remember why Slovenian is in my autocorrect. It was because of a post about the "average slovenian guy" and then a picture of a femboy)
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But along the way we sure learned a lot about my interests.
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(Oh, I remember why Slovenian is in my autocorrect. It was because of a post about the "average slovenian guy" and then a picture of a femboy)
Game of Thrones: You win or you Play Predictive Text Games 53 comments
zont
· 24 weeks ago
When you play the game of thrones,
you win or you need me.
There is no middle ground.
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you win or you need me.
There is no middle ground.
Prepare to Predictive Text Game 70 comments
zont
· 27 weeks ago
Hah, I know of some people that would kill to be a wolf.
However, my fursona is a cat, so I'll have to put off killing until that's an option :p
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However, my fursona is a cat, so I'll have to put off killing until that's an option :p
I hope for the day that the world burns after seeing this 17 comments
zont
· 29 weeks ago
It involves a feral horse, not a human, just fyi.
The e621 post number is 1413431.
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The e621 post number is 1413431.
I respect your identity 5 comments
Time heals all wounds 6 comments
zont
· 31 weeks ago
Damn, it's been nearly a year since I posted this, and it's still true.
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I'm a complete different person.
I don't take life nearly as seriously now, I'm less awkward, I got someone to love somehow, and I should be moving out soon.
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I still have bunch of anxiety issues, don't get me wrong, but I'm not stressed 24/7 anymore.
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I'm starting to talk out loud more with friends, rather than just sticking to text chat too, which is a decent step forwards, especially since I kinda started revert to being mute again for a while.
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Overall, 2020 was actually good to me, surprisingly.
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I'm a complete different person.
I don't take life nearly as seriously now, I'm less awkward, I got someone to love somehow, and I should be moving out soon.
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I still have bunch of anxiety issues, don't get me wrong, but I'm not stressed 24/7 anymore.
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I'm starting to talk out loud more with friends, rather than just sticking to text chat too, which is a decent step forwards, especially since I kinda started revert to being mute again for a while.
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Overall, 2020 was actually good to me, surprisingly.
Lord/Lady, Bringer of Predictive Text Games 88 comments
Lord/Lady, Bringer of Predictive Text Games 88 comments
zont
· 35 weeks ago
Eh, I'll do it on this account too, bc why not.
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I am Zont. [Ruler] of this monstrosity. Bringer of that species. Fear me, for I am a little bit too good at killing.
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...jeez, I sound like an edgelord
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I am Zont. [Ruler] of this monstrosity. Bringer of that species. Fear me, for I am a little bit too good at killing.
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...jeez, I sound like an edgelord
Who tf watches normal p*rn 5 comments
zont
· 35 weeks ago
Yiff is furry hentai.
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(Just for the record, I'm indifferent to whether hentai contains anthros or not. Literally the art style is what I judge it by ¯\_(UwU)_/¯ )
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(Just for the record, I'm indifferent to whether hentai contains anthros or not. Literally the art style is what I judge it by ¯\_(UwU)_/¯ )
