If I were to sit normally my deductive reasoning skills would be lowered by 40%

As a visitor, i sit like #2, but while in my crappy old office chair at my desk, that's older than me and makes noises like it's about to break, i sit like #7

Currently a cross between 6,9,&5

I got hung up on "choose one your position"

If you do anything but 1 or 2 you a disrespectful ass and can meet yourself it my house.
ONLY WAY 3 is ok is if every sit is already full.

I did 7 today while demonstrating how to sit lesbian