pfft, the link actually goes to somewhere really shady.

It never specifies which name. I go by many names ;D
.
I could choose any from
L T Z
Or even using my middle name, A.
And surnames, I could use B, C or P.

Britain

Aha, I remember this one from reddit. It's actually in Japan, and was caught in the background of another post.
i*imgur*com/HbTStut.jpg

What, ya scared of adam's apples?
Coward.

...maybe swords could be more commonplace, and *not* illegal in England.

"You don't get a say till you're 18"
.
*turns 18*
.
"While you're under my roof, you abide by my rules"

Wow same

Ahah, when I did this, it said I looked like fuckin' Morgan Freeman. I'm pale as fuck and have no facial hair.

"bUt tHaTS wHY tHey haVe cLeANers"
.
My mom does this and I'm ashamed to be with her in public. I go and pick up HER mess and put it in the bin because she's too lazy to hold it for 30 more seconds.

Ah. 8 year old me, in the calm before the storm. Before I got my PTSD, OCD or Depression.
.
When life was good, I had a stable, middle-class family.
.
3 years later, it would all come crashing down.