Lydia

zont


Resident furry!
She/Her or They/Them.

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Snoopy is actually a philosopher 3 comments
zont · 31 weeks ago
Ah, my mom has a subscription to Dollar Shave Club, but doesn't use the razors often, so she gives them to me instead of hoarding them.
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If my leg hair is long, i tend to shave it with an electric razor beforehand, and sweep it up so it doesn't make a mess.
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F yeah 8 comments
zont · 31 weeks ago
Mine doesn't even offer to bring me on holiday...
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But hey, i can do as I please when home alone.
Hello darkness, my old friend 5 comments
zont · 31 weeks ago
Same, but i'm glad to have them. They're the best god damned people I could've asked for <3
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I spent many years without a single friend, and no idea how to make any, until one just challenged me to a pokemon battle, moments after introducing myself on a discord server.
Snoopy is actually a philosopher 3 comments
zont · 31 weeks ago
I stand in the hot water and think about where i am in my life, and what i want to eventually achieve, while my conditioner is in.
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Also I shave everywhere from my head down, because I like to be *smooth*
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Sleep 2 comments
zont · 31 weeks ago
I can outsleep a cat quite often...
Choose 14 comments
zont · 31 weeks ago
Brain power would probably just make me an asshole, X-ray vision would probably end up giving me cancer, looking like an puny infant isn't something I'd ever want, so talking to animals would probably be the only one i'd need.
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Maybe then I can tell my cat to shut the fuck up, and stop scratching my door while i'm trying to sleep.
Watchout for badass 16 comments
zont · 31 weeks ago
Oh, I'd be more than happy to punt a baby.
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Watchout for badass 16 comments
zont · 31 weeks ago
I feel as though the target also needs to be specified.
I could do fuck-all to a bodybuilder, but I could punt a baby.
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Reeee 3 comments
zont · 32 weeks ago
They'd be currently, not once.
Reeee 3 comments
zont · 32 weeks ago
Ah yes, because FtMs don't exist.
Even as a, almost, life long fan of the entire franchise, this thought never occurred to 7 comments
zont · 32 weeks ago
I blend in by using the skinsuit of my skinsona
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You have your whole life ahead of you 11 comments
zont · 32 weeks ago
I had a kid tell me I was their role model once, back when I was pretending to be a cishet non-furry.
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I was screaming inside, because he was part of a super strict, religious household.
I wonder what that family thinks of me, now that i'm out of the closet...
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It's okay you can cry 5 comments
zont · 32 weeks ago
It would've been super helpful about 5 years ago lol.
I'm starting to embrace it nowadays tbh.
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Looks creepy 8 comments
zont · 32 weeks ago
Nice.
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It's okay you can cry 5 comments
zont · 32 weeks ago
I've always been able to cry super easily and it can be annoying. My mom thinks i have a hormone inbalance.
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Heineken it is then 5 comments
zont · 32 weeks ago
Drunk me is slightly more social, clumsier, and also laughs too much.
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No more glory 43 comments
zont · 32 weeks ago
And then you have people fighting over the 'cool' numbers.
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Why are we not funding this? 5 comments
zont · 32 weeks ago
I've heard that name before somewhere, and I had no clue it related to apples, as it doesn't in the context I know it from.
Conversation with Yoll, the Eurasian Eagle Owl 10 comments
zont · 32 weeks ago
UwU
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I agree with Keanu 4 comments
zont · 32 weeks ago
Oh hey, last time this was posted, I said i'd set them alight myself. My stance has not changed.
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If only I was that smooth !! 5 comments
zont · 32 weeks ago
THAT IS A CHILD
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War hammer! 11 comments
zont · 32 weeks ago
I agree with the "fuck you uk" bit
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Why can't i pop out to the shops with with a sword on me?
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Very relatable 8 comments
zont · 32 weeks ago
I'm 18, and prefer dudes over dudettes, and as such am less likely to bear offspring, so probably not ;P
Think about it 7 comments
zont · 32 weeks ago
"Why the fuck was I getting drunk and playing the Dorime song on loop?"
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Women empowerment 5 comments
zont · 32 weeks ago
...that's kinda hot though...