1000 ways to die http://www.spike.com/video-clips/pzz12f/1000-ways-to-die-

I use a fork

What's the .gif from?

Vampires must be invited into HOMES due to the strong threshold surrounding it. Thresholds are entities separating homes from the outside. They most prominently constitute a barrier to magic, making crossing them impossible or inconvenient to magical beings unless invited in. dresdenfiles.wikia.com/wiki/Home_threshold

Hermione must not be happy.

Please, Lucifer is in the cage; you should FanCrowley

I heard about this a few years ago, but I'd have sworn it was invented by a female college student.

Melanism, the opposite of albinism.

http://itoc.cfw.me/comics/

Fallout