17_aubie_anderson

17_aubie_anderson


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I am now a heart attack survivor 3 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
Oh yeah? Today my state championship ring flew off in my backyard, which means almost everything to me up to this point, into the half a foot high snow and me and my dad searched for 30-45 minutes searching for it and freezing. That is how you truly become a heart attack survivor.
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The ultimate showdown 11 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
I love being an atheist
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This 8 meters long manta ray was caught in Peru 24 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
That is scientifically known as the giant sea flap flap
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As a young driver, this is my number one pet peeve on the road 7 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
Thank you, I needed this
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Many of us deserve this medal 25 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
Me: Muahahaha, this person won't expect this bomb.
Police officer: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to set that down.
Me: um, nah it's just a clock.
Police officer: alright carry on.
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when you're not punny 5 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
God damnit Emma, I guess some people aren't destined to join the Skeleton Army.
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Sassy Samsung 19 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
That awkward moment when 3 people in a row don't realize that the story is fake even though 5 people below directly state that it is fake...
Lol 4 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
*gets eaten by the walkers and becomes one*
Sassy Samsung 19 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
Thank you for being the real mvp toclafane
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Dammit Jared! 11 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
Well if you can't already tell...
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Charles Ebbets taking a photo on 69th floor in 1932, in New York 5 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
5 year olds be laughing at the floor number
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Stop staring! 27 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
It's obviously a square
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This pun is so....sweet(Awww yiss, two for one) 9 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
No way man, you gotta get out of the entire Milky Way to escape the puns.
This pun is so....sweet(Awww yiss, two for one) 9 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
He rolled his eyes because the pun game was too strong
How to properly outsmart your students 5 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
*has multiple phones*
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Still a better love story than Twilight 4 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
Arizona Diamondbacks are now selling Paula Deen Vibrators,come get them now!
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Heart and Brain 8 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
If the brain would like to cage my heart and make sure I actually do some homework, that'd be great.
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I'm I'm here like... 1 cat please. 6 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
After you buy 30+ cats shipping is free
As a human, I find it interesting that we find babies of other species cuter than our own 12 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
Aw it's so cute! *cue "Why You Always Lyin'"
Literally 9 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
A little too happy...
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That gaming moment 16 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
That moment was in Far Cry 4 when you climb to the top of the really tall mountain in Southern Kyrat. Then glide the whole way down. Most beautiful view in the game.
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I'm I'm here like... 1 cat please. 6 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
Is there a "single af" option?
BUTTER THOOOOSE 7 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
You said it in that motherf*cking tone inside your head, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU!?
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woof woof‼️ 7 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
Japan, y u no have doge (Shiba Inu) as representative?
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Me not being an American, Obama seems cool 28 comments
17_aubie_anderson · 5 years ago
Don't piss him off or he will make a wall around your house :)
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