Many of us deserve this medal

As far as you know...

Getting a medal 6 days a week.

I was gona post a comment about morality, ethics, rewards, and society but then i thought...fuck it i need that medal

No, but the desire to do so is overwhelming at points.

Not for me today

All these wannabe murderers on Funsubstance,Tumblr and 9Geg and 99% of them are afraid of any kind of social interaction.

"Got out of bed today"

Good job me!

shame I can't get ti

Oh yea I didn't do anything I might have made a guy go into a coma though

Me: Muahahaha, this person won't expect this bomb.
Police officer: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to set that down.
Me: um, nah it's just a clock.
Police officer: alright carry on.

I could never get that

I HOPE more than many of us need it...