1_puma

1_puma


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Faster than a rocket, slower than a dart 3 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
“Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball.”
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Providing a city with electric scooters 12 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
The live action South Park remake looks great!
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Gamechanger 14 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Given the parameters of the directive, you are Winrar.
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why hello, tell me what to laugh at 9 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
He didn’t ask for a cliche roast.
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Spanish rightwing extremists made this super cute gay ghost. 9 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Make an account, please.
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Fun Substance Art Event 1 22 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
I remember that rp guy (friends with firmlee I think) posting art and people complaining about it, so I’m hesitant to post mine. I’m not great or anything, but I do like my graveyard pastel I just completed.
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Fun Substance Art Event 1 22 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
I witnessed people try and bring art here, but I’ve always noticed those who are adamant that “there is a discord for this” as if art couldn’t possibly be considered “fun”. It’s why i haven’t shared my art.
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A disassembled camera 11 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Then don’t comment. This site doesn’t cater to your needs, asswipe.
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Tell me anything, I will find an agreement against it 7 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
No you won’t.
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Cloning ourselves 3 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Futurama.
Always packing heat 2 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Nah, it’s the new musket. It has “clarinet visual enhancements” or CVE for short.
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Great scott! 3 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Probably speculation. I understand that in times of adrenaline, the human body can be pushed to accomplish great feats, but this was probably a man that didn’t need adrenaline out of lack of fear (assumption). So, I don’t think he would be able to lift 2800 lbs. to his chest regularly. The current weightlifting records don’t come close to this. I’m calling tall tales that grew taller over the years.
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War is hell 16 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
The sad part is, it’s not even just a war tactic. Politics, gangs, sports, game consoles...unnecessary rivalries, conquer and divide...
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War is hell 16 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Wholesome stuff happens in war every day. Someone realizes the “enemy” is just another person, struggling to survive the mess they go themselves into. Americans are straight up lied to...you don’t fight for freedom of your country over overseas if there is no war at home. That makes no sense. There is no peace these days, but peaceful people at heart like Franz exist, and that helps.
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Dont worry 69 I'll get you a pardon. DJ treezy 2 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Xx Drumpf2Trump
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"What? You don't love your mothers? I'm sad for you" 4 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Racking up them good boy points. Kid probably has enough to chip in for a healthy adulthood.
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My husband nearly fainted! He works for Staples and someone gave them this box to recycle 12 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
I never believed you were a bot. It was just a bad bad bad joke.
My husband nearly fainted! He works for Staples and someone gave them this box to recycle 12 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
It was a joke. Albeit, now I see it was a bad one. I was playing off the whole bot situation and their titles. I didn’t mean to cause a ruckus.
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My husband nearly fainted! He works for Staples and someone gave them this box to recycle 12 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Tears of joy because they were saved* you bots never finish your
Underrated made me smile news 4 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Does anyone know offhand if they had those bees for a meadery? Many churches have their own distilleries.
Your great grandmas memory of the smell of pea soup 2 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
I have forgotten blueberries
Memory loss chicken
Alzheimer’s gumbo
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Amazing enormous Jellyfish 5 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Right, I am going off the premise that he is complaining about min. wage job markets. Anything above that, I understand he would need to put in more effort. My concern here lies only with how minimum criteria won’t land a min. wage job. If he wants to be lazy earning a living, then so be it. When he’s ready to work harder, then great.
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All problems should be solved this way 5 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
I live in the midwest, let me sum this up for you:
“Too many deer” is when deer roam into the busy city areas. This is where hunting comes into play. If there are more deer than that, wolf hunting is banned so they can help contain the population. Once the population of deer has dropped to “acceptable” levels (where they generally remain in habitat), things are kosher for some time. Given some time, the wolf population increases to “dangerous” levels, and special permits are issued to control the wolf population. Rinse and repeat this cycle.
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