Suck on ma tittays 6 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
Haha. Now I get your humor. Fuckin’ A.
They got me at Michael Cera 9 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
No, I mean Nathan Drake himself. Like, if they could come to an agreement with the character from the game. But like I said, I don’t think he wants to.
It all makes sense now, actually 5 comments
They got me at Michael Cera 9 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
What if they got the real Nathan Drake? I mean, I know he said “never contact me again” after the making of Uncharted, but they really should.
So how was your weekend? 5 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
You can’t tell an animal that drugs are bad, m’kay? They simply don’t fall under the same guidelines for humans. However, I bet if someone caught wind that you were giving your cat lsd, you would probably be charged with animal abuse. Also, not too long ago, parents could give their kids a cocaine and heroin tonic right from the grocer’s, so it’s just what is deemed appropriate at any given time.
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Weird space signals 3 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
Yeah, that was my point, I hope it wasn’t you that had downvoted me. Either that, or an astrology advocate did.
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Weird space signals 3 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
You know why it seems viable? It’s just general enough where it’s correct by chance for a significant portion of the population. Could the way the stars are aligned in some way affect us? Sure, probably on an abstract, micro-to-macro scale, but it’s certainly not measurable by stating which ice cream flavor will make you horny (real Buzzfeed article).
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That’s how companies trap you 2 comments
It all makes sense now, actually 5 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
Yes! I’ve been meaning to make a very similar post about this. They aren’t quite homonyms...just different enough to be interesting.
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Roses are red little marmaids are black 5 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
Turns out. It was a sack MADE of nuts. I am disappointed, but impressed.
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Still the best football photo ever 2 comments
Roses are red little marmaids are black 5 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
Link? I enjoy nutsacks. Are we talking standard burlap with almonds, cashews, etc? I’m excited!
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The Allfather deems it necessary 11 comments
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Olivia Newton John Travolta! 15 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
funkmasterrex, you have no chance of that happening. I hope everyone sees your comment and ostracizes you. I don’t know what I did to deserve this disrespect, but you are clearly a child.
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I’m feeling generous today. In the comments is a link to my drobox of a guitar piece. 8 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
Thank you! No, I used to have things posted on Youtube, but the commenters were quite belligerent, and I was young and sensitive. Calling me stupid, faggot, saying my work was ass...you know, normal internet things. I have about 3 albums written, I just don’t have much recorded.
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I’m feeling generous today. In the comments is a link to my drobox of a guitar piece. 8 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
Also, if you’d like to know the tuning I had used, it is open D. Essentially, to non-musicians (or inexperienced ones), “open” means that no frets (where you place your fingers on the neck of the guitar to change notes) are being pressed down. When strummed, the 6 strings create a “D” chord.
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