We no yes !! 6 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
Maybe I’m I’m, no not am not.
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They got me at Michael Cera 9 comments
A snail, frog and a turtle walk into a bar 1 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
The bartender asks, “what’ll it be?”
The turtle says, “I’ll have the six-pack.”
The snail says, “I’ll have the margarita.”
The frog says, “These two are stupid, I’ll have the snake bite.”
They all died.
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The turtle says, “I’ll have the six-pack.”
The snail says, “I’ll have the margarita.”
The frog says, “These two are stupid, I’ll have the snake bite.”
They all died.
Well that's epic 2 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
The Real Boys of Conventiontown is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
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I am this old 2 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
*Audience applauses, a check for $100k is handed to you by the ghost of Chris Farley, and Kanye flashes you a genuine smile and says he’s quitting the music industry*
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Suck on ma tittays 6 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
“Red button” humor. You actually had defined it for me, but now I know what it encompasses. Onward, indeed!
Are there any Slavic comrades? 3 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
I’m half slav. Never had this, though. I will, however, eat a potato like an apple. I’ve had Adidas shoes all my life, I have a newsboy cap, a nike windbreaker, Adidas aftershave, and various chains. The best part? I never bought any of those things intentionally. I just like them. The other half of me is German and hates me.
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They got me at Michael Cera 9 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
No, I mean Nathan Drake himself. Like, if they could come to an agreement with the character from the game. But like I said, I don’t think he wants to.
It all makes sense now, actually 5 comments
They got me at Michael Cera 9 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
What if they got the real Nathan Drake? I mean, I know he said “never contact me again” after the making of Uncharted, but they really should.
So how was your weekend? 5 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
You can’t tell an animal that drugs are bad, m’kay? They simply don’t fall under the same guidelines for humans. However, I bet if someone caught wind that you were giving your cat lsd, you would probably be charged with animal abuse. Also, not too long ago, parents could give their kids a cocaine and heroin tonic right from the grocer’s, so it’s just what is deemed appropriate at any given time.
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Weird space signals 3 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
Yeah, that was my point, I hope it wasn’t you that had downvoted me. Either that, or an astrology advocate did.
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Weird space signals 3 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
You know why it seems viable? It’s just general enough where it’s correct by chance for a significant portion of the population. Could the way the stars are aligned in some way affect us? Sure, probably on an abstract, micro-to-macro scale, but it’s certainly not measurable by stating which ice cream flavor will make you horny (real Buzzfeed article).
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That’s how companies trap you 2 comments
It all makes sense now, actually 5 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
Yes! I’ve been meaning to make a very similar post about this. They aren’t quite homonyms...just different enough to be interesting.
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Roses are red little marmaids are black 5 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
Turns out. It was a sack MADE of nuts. I am disappointed, but impressed.
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Still the best football photo ever 2 comments
Roses are red little marmaids are black 5 comments
1_puma
· 4 years ago
Link? I enjoy nutsacks. Are we talking standard burlap with almonds, cashews, etc? I’m excited!
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The Allfather deems it necessary 11 comments
