A message from above 3 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
Ah! It’s The Great Communusto! Surely, there is a man who can stand against this threat?!
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Rescue badges! 3 comments
Usa rules 13 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
People also fail to understand that population has a huge impact on healthcare, and let’s be real, socialism. These “free” ideas generally don’t work for higher pop. countries. The current model that works in countries such as Denmark and Sweden simply cannot work in a country like the U.S.A. @one_puma, what do you think?
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Usa rules 13 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
...my joke was separate, but related to the post. Ah well, sometimes you have a bomb.
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Usa rules 13 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
U.-S.-health, it’s just a game. (For those whom do not understand the joke, it’s meant to be read as “E A Sports, it’s in the game!)
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They got me at Michael Cera 9 comments
A snail, frog and a turtle walk into a bar 1 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
The bartender asks, “what’ll it be?”
The turtle says, “I’ll have the six-pack.”
The snail says, “I’ll have the margarita.”
The frog says, “These two are stupid, I’ll have the snake bite.”
They all died.
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The turtle says, “I’ll have the six-pack.”
The snail says, “I’ll have the margarita.”
The frog says, “These two are stupid, I’ll have the snake bite.”
They all died.
Well that's epic 2 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
The Real Boys of Conventiontown is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
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I am this old 2 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
*Audience applauses, a check for $100k is handed to you by the ghost of Chris Farley, and Kanye flashes you a genuine smile and says he’s quitting the music industry*
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Suck on ma tittays 6 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
“Red button” humor. You actually had defined it for me, but now I know what it encompasses. Onward, indeed!
Are there any Slavic comrades? 3 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
I’m half slav. Never had this, though. I will, however, eat a potato like an apple. I’ve had Adidas shoes all my life, I have a newsboy cap, a nike windbreaker, Adidas aftershave, and various chains. The best part? I never bought any of those things intentionally. I just like them. The other half of me is German and hates me.
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They got me at Michael Cera 9 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
No, I mean Nathan Drake himself. Like, if they could come to an agreement with the character from the game. But like I said, I don’t think he wants to.
It all makes sense now, actually 5 comments
They got me at Michael Cera 9 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
What if they got the real Nathan Drake? I mean, I know he said “never contact me again” after the making of Uncharted, but they really should.
So how was your weekend? 5 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
You can’t tell an animal that drugs are bad, m’kay? They simply don’t fall under the same guidelines for humans. However, I bet if someone caught wind that you were giving your cat lsd, you would probably be charged with animal abuse. Also, not too long ago, parents could give their kids a cocaine and heroin tonic right from the grocer’s, so it’s just what is deemed appropriate at any given time.
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Weird space signals 3 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
Yeah, that was my point, I hope it wasn’t you that had downvoted me. Either that, or an astrology advocate did.
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Weird space signals 3 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
You know why it seems viable? It’s just general enough where it’s correct by chance for a significant portion of the population. Could the way the stars are aligned in some way affect us? Sure, probably on an abstract, micro-to-macro scale, but it’s certainly not measurable by stating which ice cream flavor will make you horny (real Buzzfeed article).
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That’s how companies trap you 2 comments
