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These raccoons are gonna make us their garbage-producing slaves

My ancestors watching me write weird lemon: "oooh, she's literate!"

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These raccoons are gonna make us their garbage-producing slaves

My ancestors watching me write weird lemon: "oooh, she's literate!"

The best Christmas tree ornament, d'you see it?

Dorsa Derakhshani's having none of your shit

We're all bugged

Pick a side

Oh no rent is late, I might be pregnant

I will kick your butt so hard your vertebrae will come out 1 by 1 like a Pez dispenser

Here's a bumblebutt

2024 is gonna be lit, if we can make it.

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