PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin

I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).
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Unpopular opinion: My Immortal is so bad it's a form of art

Unpopular opinion: My Immortal is so bad it's a form of art

Desks at my school had stuff like "f*ck a duck and try to fly"

Desks at my school had stuff like "f*ck a duck and try to fly"

True crime Australia version

True crime Australia version

*chews on some grass like Lucky Luke* I'm somewhat of a centaur myself

*chews on some grass like Lucky Luke* I'm somewhat of a centaur myself

"my good b*tch" is the cutest insult I've heard today

"my good b*tch" is the cutest insult I've heard today

When it works, it works for a long time

When it works, it works for a long time

They have a point

They have a point

The one prediction that came true

The one prediction that came true

Scientists are good wingmen for birds

Scientists are good wingmen for birds

See also "Q: Can they replace friends? A: Any crow is better than a shitty human friend"

See also "Q: Can they replace friends? A: Any crow is better than a shitty human friend"