Smitty

smitty

I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty
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I would take a boomworm girlfreind to a book shop every weekend.

I would take a boomworm girlfreind to a book shop every weekend.
by smitty 7 years ago
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Your true colors, shining through.

Your true colors, shining through.
by smitty 7 years ago
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I don't remember how long I layed on the kitchen floor for.

I don't remember how long I layed on the kitchen floor for.
by smitty 7 years ago
1105 likes
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Also includes derisive, shrieking laughter... But I vocalize that.

Also includes derisive, shrieking laughter... But I vocalize that.
by smitty 7 years ago
1475 likes
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Preemptive deprecation.

Preemptive deprecation.
by smitty 6 years ago
1621 likes
5

Only deferred misery.

Only deferred misery.
by smitty 7 years ago
1038 likes
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Try harder, fail faster.

Try harder, fail faster.
by smitty 7 years ago
1379 likes

Guys are relentless. It's what we do.

Guys are relentless. It's what we do.
by smitty 7 years ago
442 likes
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Boo!

Boo!
by smitty 7 years ago
1329 likes
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I get all four seasons up here.

I get all four seasons up here.
by smitty 7 years ago
1694 likes
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