Smitty

smitty

I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
— Smitty Report User

An accurate depiction of how science reporting works in mainstream media.

An accurate depiction of how science reporting works in mainstream media.

Yeah? Which one? Popular convention says there's seven of them.

Yeah? Which one? Popular convention says there's seven of them.

Who's a good crush? Who's a good crush!? You are!

Who's a good crush? Who's a good crush!? You are!

OH GOD NO, WHY?

OH GOD NO, WHY?

I'm actually having an ok day so far.

I'm actually having an ok day so far.

Next level hold my beer.

Next level hold my beer.

I've been looking for this picture forever, but now I can't remember why.

I've been looking for this picture forever, but now I can't remember why.

Good to remember during any form of recovery.

Good to remember during any form of recovery.

Damn it fortune cookies! I trusted you!

Damn it fortune cookies! I trusted you!

He is the life of parties that he has never attended.

He is the life of parties that he has never attended.