
Damn straight! 10 comments
abel_hazard
· 5 years ago
Weird. Most of the ex-marines and Navy I know vote blue.
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Green Herons 8 comments
abel_hazard
· 5 years ago
It doesn’t even look like there’s enough bird to counterbalance that neck. I mean I know the neck is 70% feather but so’s the rest of the bird.
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Watching movies with the SO 12 comments
abel_hazard
· 5 years ago
My mom does one better. She’ll never know the answer because she got up to change laundry without warning and didn’t pause it. She will then complain the rest of the day that the movie does not make sense.
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Outstanding move 5 comments
abel_hazard
· 5 years ago
That responsibility shouldn’t be on the intended victim, but if the justice system ain’t actually gonna help her, go for it, lady.
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And you wake up 14 comments
abel_hazard
· 5 years ago
One of those is physically impossible and another two are extremely unlikely.
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A certain group of people can't decide something because of their skin color 9 comments
abel_hazard
· 5 years ago
It depends on which definition of racism is being used. They change every five goddamn years because sociology, like any science, changes as more data changes theories.
My wife has figured out my secret 4 comments
abel_hazard
· 5 years ago
This is why you ask what they’re apologizing for. If they’re bullshitting you, they probably weren’t listening when you told them why you’re mad.
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So anyway, we start blasting? 5 comments
abel_hazard
· 5 years ago
I mean it worked for whatever the shit is going around my office. “Y’all better not call in on closing” and now it’s a week after closing and goddamn everyone is leaking from an orifice or two.
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I mean, he's probably not wrong 9 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
I have now noticed the extremely awkward placement of that man's nipples, and now I can't un-notice it, so you have to too.
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Like really you know of any other civilisation that is better than us? 13 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
This question makes no sense. "Cruel," "evil," and "greedy" are adjectives, not comparatives or superlatives. This is like if somebody says "the sky is blue" and you ask "compared to what?"
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Black james bond 28 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
What about the bit where he's reminiscing on the surreality of the Service destroying his old service record and reassembling it with the Bond name after the previous Bond died?
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Do you have a better idea? 16 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
Some people will. But it's not entirely in human nature for all of us to get fat and complacent in the abundance of resources. We have a drive to compete. Otherwise rich people's kids would never get anything done. And while some of them definitely do go that route, there are quite a few who make their own accomplishments on top of their parents'.
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Black james bond 28 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
See, I can totally understand this argument in situations where the *character* was male/white. But in the "James Bond" case, "James Bond" isn't even one guy. It's a code name that travels. And in the Ghostbusters case, A) they didn't use the same characters, and B) There's pretty heavy-handed hints that Venkman and Co. exist, are in the movie, and are separate characters from the current Ghostbusters. The original actors' cameos correspond neatly to where the characters went at the end of the video game, when they were convinced that the astral plane could no longer connect to our plane. There's a reason why a taxi driver would suddenly spout *original* Ghostbusters classifications.
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Black james bond 28 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
So, uh, y'all are aware that the name "James Bond" does not refer to one "character," right? "James Bond" is just whoever has the 007 designation at the moment.
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What do I not know 6 comments
Kidney stones of death 8 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
It *really* sucks cause unless they're bad enough to need surgical removal, all the hospital can really do is monitor and give palliative care (i.e. painkillers).
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Giggle 42 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
Please, say "fat" rather than any of the condescending euphemisms. And yes, there are fat people speaking out about the exxaggeration of the negative health consequences of obesity - for instance, the part that the "healthy" band, in terms of pre-geriatric mortality rates, is the one we've always called the "overweight" range, and the part where in many of the defining studies of the era in which we started studying the effects of obesity, dying from anything, for instance, a vehicular impact, while obese was often recorded as death *due to* obesity. But trust me, pretty much none of them are unaware of the main body of research on the fact - doubly so since if they actually want to make an argument, they had to do the research.
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Giggle 42 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
Raise awareness of what? That being fat correlates with health problems? Trust me. No awareness needs to be raised.
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Giggle 42 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
... The dramatic irony of which is, of course, that the person from whom I take two of those examples... was morbidly obese because she had had cancer.
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Giggle 42 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
I assure you, no fat person over the age of eight needs to be told about the negative health effects of obesity. Our parents have told us. Our doctors have told us. Random strangers have told us. Random strangers have lectured our parents in front of us. Our teachers have surreptitiously handed us printoffs. Our teachers have NON-surreptitiously handed us printoffs. Our schools have assigned us special classes. If you work retail, children occasionally come up to you and concernedly lecture you on the subject. Gas station cashiers occasionally refuse to sell you food "out of concern for your health." Consider the subject covered.
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