The fun part is trying to figure out which Hebrew name somehow transliterates to “Isukiri”.

I really, really want one of these, but I can’t find stats in how long that specific plastic lasts or if it eventually has outgassing problems.

Also, that background is totally the show’s style.

Ah, but the copyright info in the corner says “Nami Sano,” who is Sakamoto’s creator.

Wait wait wait third option: pick the right ecosystem and you could get shambling vampire coral reefs.

So either we find out that vampires *are* mortal if you have shackles, cement, and patience, OR we get cool-ass vampire skeletons.

I thought it was Haven’t You Heard? I’m Sakamoto.

In short, every so often linguistic ahift just sorta says “eff you.”

My fairy tale books are packed up at the moment, and I cannot find it online. It turns out the reason I cannot find it online is that it turns out to be one of the over two hundred variants of “The Six Swans.” In this one the huntsman’s house is replaced by the giant’s house with the cat, and the cat incident is what drives her out to where the prince finds her.

Oh God why can I -smell- that description.
Also, if the vultures won’t go near it? What the shit did you DO?!

I have mixed feelings about the original comic. Was never too fond of the webcomic itself, the take is cheesy as hell and superficial. At the same time, the specific comic was also partially based on the author’s experience with a girlfriend losing her pregnancy, so I feel a bit awkward about the LOLcow it’s been used as.

I mean, I can pretty much guarantee I can turn him off, I just don’t know about the “on again” part.

I will not fight you, but ONLY because it makes one of the best grilled cheese sandwiches. That stuff needs to stay away from non-fast-food burgers.

Poor people should get actual fuxxing cheese, given the heinous amount of tax money that goes into subsidizing the US dairy industry.

… tell me why I envisioned you in a school auditorium, tapping the mic before clearing your throat and speaking through a badly-adjusted echo-y sound system.

Aaaaaand now I have the season 1 opening theme, aka the world’s catchiest goddamn ear worm, stuck in my head.

When I was 12, I had a pretty serious oral surgery. 2 wisdom teeth out, a major incision to cement a post and chain to an impacted tooth in the center of the roof of my mouth. They put me on hydrocodone fo the pain for an entire week. It turns out that when I’m on hydrocodone, I’m only awake about two hours out of every twenty-four. What’s more, apparently those two hours are the ones between two and four a.m. At that point in time, that just happened to be the time slot at which Toonami played DBZ.
So, it turns out that the ridiculous pacing in DragonBall Z is actually *perfect*… for someone who’s high as balls on hydrocodone.

At least the front one, yeah. That’s also a hell of a coat of fur, though, it might just need a seeeerious brush.