It’s not a debate. There are multiple studies. In raw IQ terms, chimps win. The evolutionary advantage humans have is primarily in social behaviors and developmental staging, plus better endurance/healing and more different-biome adaptability. Most primates just aren’t gonna do well outside their native biome, whereas pursuit predation just kinda means you’re going outside your comfort zone sometimes.

I don’t know what the stats are in gorillas, but in chimps, you’re not wrong. Unless you are a very smart human, the average chimpanzee has you solidly outclassed in IQ and problem-solving skills.

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Be suuuuper picky about your surface materials. Seamless or permanently sealed are best, if not required (God bless wireless charging). Also if you don’t mind problematic content at times, I know a webcomic that does pretty solid reviews.

… is it sad that when mutilating genitals came up I just instantly thought we were talking about circumcision (either sex)?

Right? Who looked at nightshades and said, “yeah, in 29 generations these things’ll be great!”

Allow me to rephrase that: “And you’ll never need to worry about retirement!”

But you’re not completely fucked till Baby’s there too.

I think it would be - but if he’s strict with his personal code, wouldn’t that be lawful evil?

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions, as far as the eye can see

I…uh… I’m in Hades. If I hid behind Bouldy, you think maybe Megaera won’t find me?

Seems to track to me? He’s got a “side,” he just doesn’t actually care whether his side is sowing order or chaos so long as he keeps his place and gets to eat.