This post has read directly in my brain

That is beautiful!
All I have on me is a hand saw on a stick. Will that work?

I really hope that it won't, but we're about to know.
Just for logistics, how long is your stick? (no innuendo)

Its the length of a small hand axe handle

Ok!
@snowbeast Sure, join the fight!
I don't know if we're going to play in teams, but in the meantime, *passes blade alongside Dr's saw to see how it sounds*
Sounds like possible death for everyone!

*makes a bad screechy sound*
I'm ready!

En garde!
*charges, aiming at the top of your left arm*

En route!
*parries your slash away and aims for your shoulder*

*limboes under your blade and moves my sword up to hit your arm*

*does a graceful spin to block your strike*
tally ho!

*stares in awe*
9/10!
*quickly regains composure and jumps back, sword in defense mode*

touche!
*charges forward for a stab*

*slides to the side and hits your blade from underneath with my knee*
hey that ripped my cloak!

*hits your knee with my blade and, using my skills and a needle, sews your cloak back simultaneously*
apologies!

Oh my that's so nice of you, thanks!
*Bleeds profusely*
I'm sorry that I'm aiming at your thigh, from less high than usual because my knee is now weak.

No worries!
*prepares for another strike*

*uses my valid leg as a pivot and spins to hit your side*

*bleeds from the side*
Excellent strike! But how about this?
*grows a new arm from the gash and pulls out another sword*

Hol' up
*clip-clops to the shelves and frantically looks up The rules of swordfighting*
Well, they don't say it's forbidden, so I guess this works.
*throws the book at your head and charges*

*grabs the book with my free hand and begins to read it as we continue battling*
Ooooo this has some fascinating tactics in here! How about this?
*swipes at your hand to knock your weapon away*

*blade goes flying*
*catches it with my other hand*
*swings at the back of your thigh*

*thigh slashes open, another arm rips itself out of the wound*
you're starting to look unarmed!

I have a plan, don't worry
*stabs your ankle*

*ankle bleeds and gooshes*
Good move! Now take this!
*swipes at your shoulder and lands a hit*

Wait you're not growing an arm from your ankle?
*switches blade to my other hand again*
*goes for your right knee*

*breaks my knee off to dodge the blade swipe, as I rush in to your neck*

*puts forearm in front of my neck to protect it and points my sword forward, waiting for you to self-impale*

*gets impaled but flesh regrows around your sword and takes it from your hands*
Oh look at that, I've been impaled

*looks at that*
*goes to the chimney and uses burning brands to heat up the blade inside your flesh until it's unbearable*

Your blade may be unbearable, but thankfully I am not a bear!
*slaps you with the hilt of your own sword*

Ouch
*recoils due to shock*
Damn I'm not sure what you are, except for an interesting opponent
*takes back some breath*
*uses the brand to hit you in the head*
(if anyone wants to help me...^^)

thank you! now its time to end this before you gain any allies!
*swings for your head*

*sacrifices an arm to change the blade trajectory and save my head*
Not finished yet!
*hits the sword that's still inside you with my knee to cut some internal organs, hoping they'd grow arms inside*
*hits your head with the brands again at the same time*

*screams banzai and drops from the roof onto dr richard with a sword aimed downwards*

*grabs your arm on the way down and attaches it to my hip, adding yet another arm to my arsenal*
you fool; its all arms!
*sword slides out to reveal my body is entirely made of arms holding itself together, as I raise one of my many blades up to knock memesgobrrr out of the way*

*falls to the ground, rolls next to purplepumpkin and hops up, taking the sword that slid out at thesame time*

"hands up in the air!" I say, hoping Dr's reflexes will kick and he'll crumble into a disorganized pile of arms.

*multiple arms go into the air*
oh no! they just don't care!

*stabs through multiple hands at a time, hoping any arm regrowing from this would effectively immobilise the others*

*cut arms regrow like hydra heads, but so many arms at a time are beginning to tie me up*
I can't move! I'm doomed!

*start cutting more to increase the tangle and the weight*

*watches out suspiciously for any sign that he's actually using a ruse*
Also *attends to my wounded knee and shoulder*
(And thx for understanding my previous comment despite autocorrect)

*tries to get free but fails as I keep tangling into a ball of arms*

I'm gonna keep healing myself but it looks like we won, memesgobrrr!

hmmm
somethings up
he was godlike before and now
im not sure its over
*helps you heal yourself

*mmmmph mmmph mmmph*

*jumps on you with the string of my cloak to tie you up while you're still on the ground*

*grabs dr richard's cloak and ties him up with it*

*mmmmmmph!*
*falls over*