Give it some Red Bull

Look at them all, waiting for me to steal a meme and upload it so they can steal it.

Everything’s a kitten, if you’re brave enough.

Dat foods is MINE too hooman!!

RIP big man.

Genuine question. How does it use less bricks than a straight wall?

I would gladly have it all end like this.

Oh Lord! He lorg boi!!

This already happened in 19-2000

I came here to smile but I can only grimace.

This one time, at Band Camp, I stuck a feather in my cap.

Kan’tbe Fucked Cooking?

Demon: I have been sent by the Devil to kill you!
Me: Well, I’ve been sent by Harold to give you dees…
Demon: Dees? What…?
Me thinking: I have waited my whole life for this…

No one needs that kind of negativity.

If your taint is that shade of green, you need a physician, not an optometrist.

**Mama Mia, here I goat again.

Australia: Jesus Fucking H Christ! Which cunting cunt of a motherfucking cunt put that there?? Cuuunt!

I thought people from Holland were Dutch??

Are we not gonna talk about how the dog, top left wearing sunglasses looks BADDASS as fuck?!

But, er??

Yeetosaur!

More people live on the flat planet than the other round planets.

Noshit- Sherlock