The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.

Me with beer at 5:01pm on Fridays!

His phone case is also a picture of this picture.

I lucking fove this.

A+ for title extending the lols

Nervous Twitch Child

The first one is Selena Nomez

My car has a flat tire and now I can't go anywhere. I should have brought asparagus...

Bearnedict Cumbeebatch

But pick up just one child and throw them at a hard surface... everything changes.

So minimal, it's egg-stra!

Should've drawn a 7-legged spider instead.

Head of rocks in the ice box?

Coloris... No. Wait.

Both have an S and H in their name.

Age 38: What is sex?

Round 1 in the bedroom vs Round 2.

Tap washer breaks...
*Intense Pounding*

Why is my country flipped 180 degrees???

E - Euthanise yourself

Charlece's mom has got it going on.