I'm a poor choice...

Then why is she sitting under that cat?

big doggo can do whatever the fuck he wants

Is this about me?

omg. when can I stop looking around nervously???

I'm glad it said 'DOCKmaster' ;-)

**Niceland

How many pairs of shoes does $2300 get you???

Have you tried turning her off and back on again?

Some are probably taking a shit as you read this.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.

Me with beer at 5:01pm on Fridays!

His phone case is also a picture of this picture.

I lucking fove this.

A+ for title extending the lols

Nervous Twitch Child

The first one is Selena Nomez

My car has a flat tire and now I can't go anywhere. I should have brought asparagus...

Bearnedict Cumbeebatch

But pick up just one child and throw them at a hard surface... everything changes.

So minimal, it's egg-stra!

Should've drawn a 7-legged spider instead.

Head of rocks in the ice box?

Coloris... No. Wait.