I have none :) 15 comments
acegalaxi
· 3 years ago
This one time I was going going on my gf, and we made eye contact, and the crazy bitched actually waved at me!
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I never asked to become an adult. I genuinely miss my parents and childhood right now 6 comments
acegalaxi
· 3 years ago
When you wake up from a BIG night and your wallet n phone are missing, but Alicia Keys are still there.
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I would buy this dishwasher 4 comments
acegalaxi
· 3 years ago
My dishwasher talks to me. Makes me coffee. And sometimes even plays with my pee-pee!
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Found this on my mother's old laptop 1 comments
A pretty butterfly 1 comments
Listen here, Karen 1 comments
acegalaxi
· 4 years ago
Attendant: Would you care for an orange juice?
Me: If it needed me.
- Carl Barron
Me: If it needed me.
- Carl Barron
When you are about to have Christmas dinner ! 2 comments
acegalaxi
· 4 years ago
Shit fam. I’m 6’4”. I ain’t gonna be no good to you then.
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Edited 4 years ago
Absolute mad ant 6 comments
Meat 2 comments
Excuse me? A Mongolian? Isn't that somewhere in Africa? 5 comments
acegalaxi
· 4 years ago
I’m perfectly fine with the way rendezvous is pronounced... it’s the way it’s spelled that fucks me.
Do not taunt mat 5 comments
This is the most italian sht ive seen 6 comments
These nurses knows what's up 1 comments
Relax Karen, we just need some tips 1 comments
It helps against corona virus 7 comments