One time, I was camping with a girlfriend and her family. She and I snuck away in the afternoon while everyone was fishing so we could take care of some business (we hadn't seen each other in months until this day). We were on a little island that had a berm surrounding it so we got out of view, tore off each other's clothes, and just went for it. Totally privately. We thought..
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Unbeknownst to us, there was an expansive gap in the berm (like 3/4ths of the island) that we hadn't noticed in our rush. Idk how many boats were in view when we finally realized. It was definitely in the dozens. We'd probably been going for twenty minutes at this point.
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I made a high-pitched squeak and dove in to the bushes to hide without even grabbing my swimming suit. It felt like an eternity that my poor gf was out there, naked, gathering our stuff together to scattered applause from the onlookers. She was so chivalrous! <3
Oh, yeah I totally abandoned her. She was glaring at the bushes a lot while she was picking up everything lol
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I made the argument later that it was a lot nicer for everyone to watch her gather our stuff than to watch me gather our stuff but, I must say, I was a total jerk that day and I never lived it down :p
Oh boi, I once went skinny dipping in the ocean with an Australian and we thought it was a hidden spot. Of course a group of teenagers spotted us when we climbed out and our clothes were quite far away, they were whistling and clapping lol.
At least he climbed out and brought me mine.
What a gentleman, getting your clothes for you! Hahaha, I still can't believe I just ran off *eyeroll emoji*
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And, @iccarus, that girl and I actually ended up getting married, and I decided to finish my degree so I could get a better job. She hated that idea, for some reason. While I was taking my statistics final in my junior year, she moved out and in with a guy twice her age. They ended up getting married and having two kids and then she left him for someone else.
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I'm glad she and I didn't have any kids o.o We had planned to start trying that month.
Having sex with my ex-wife, She said "give it to me baby".
She then proceeded to start singing it, like the line from "pretty fly for a white guy".
I cringed so hard, my Dick nearly shrunk through my ball bag and into my anus.
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Also, when I was about 14, and pretty useless, I tried fingering a girl.
She got up and had to use the bathroom.
It wasnt until six months later, that I found out I had been fingering her butthole....good times...
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I burped into a girl's mouth while we were making out once.
She laughed her ass off so at least she was cool about it.
I was thoroughly not enjoying the activity but was playing along bc I liked the guy and was trying not to make him feel too bad about his performance. Anyway he decided it would be fun to surprise me and turn me around face down ass up so he could go down on me and I queefed in his face. I’m so glad I don’t have to talk to him anymore.
I was thoroughly not enjoying the activity but was playing along bc I liked the guy and was trying not to make him feel too bad about his performance. Anyway he decided it would be fun to surprise me and turn me around face down ass up so he could go down on me and I queefed in his face. I’m so glad I don’t have to talk to him anymore.
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Unbeknownst to us, there was an expansive gap in the berm (like 3/4ths of the island) that we hadn't noticed in our rush. Idk how many boats were in view when we finally realized. It was definitely in the dozens. We'd probably been going for twenty minutes at this point.
,
I made a high-pitched squeak and dove in to the bushes to hide without even grabbing my swimming suit. It felt like an eternity that my poor gf was out there, naked, gathering our stuff together to scattered applause from the onlookers. She was so chivalrous! <3
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I made the argument later that it was a lot nicer for everyone to watch her gather our stuff than to watch me gather our stuff but, I must say, I was a total jerk that day and I never lived it down :p
At least he climbed out and brought me mine.
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And, @iccarus, that girl and I actually ended up getting married, and I decided to finish my degree so I could get a better job. She hated that idea, for some reason. While I was taking my statistics final in my junior year, she moved out and in with a guy twice her age. They ended up getting married and having two kids and then she left him for someone else.
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I'm glad she and I didn't have any kids o.o We had planned to start trying that month.
She then proceeded to start singing it, like the line from "pretty fly for a white guy".
I cringed so hard, my Dick nearly shrunk through my ball bag and into my anus.
-
Also, when I was about 14, and pretty useless, I tried fingering a girl.
She got up and had to use the bathroom.
It wasnt until six months later, that I found out I had been fingering her butthole....good times...
She laughed her ass off so at least she was cool about it.