Juzuz take the wheel 1 comments
acegalaxi
· 4 years ago
Nek Minnit. Ded.
Adulthood Is Cake 17 comments
acegalaxi
· 4 years ago
I keep a Baymax plushie on my bedside table. Each morning I hug him and thank him for being my personal healthcare companion.
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Pop art of the top part of a pop tart 6 comments
Its underwear season in my hometown again :D 3 comments
I can relate to this 1 comments
acegalaxi
· 4 years ago
When the middle of my sentence inconveniently interrupts the beginning of theirs.
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Some Halloween decors at the OBGYN 9 comments
acegalaxi
· 4 years ago
Reminds me of mate explaining trying to please his lady after a night on the booze... like trying to fit a marshmallow into a coin slot.
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Ooh, a penny 5 comments
What kind of picnic is this? [And why haven't I been invited?] 6 comments
acegalaxi
· 4 years ago
I was told condoms prevent pregnancy. Apparently they just change the colour of the baby.
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Can confirm. Was a teenage boy 19 comments
Got their wires confused, it seems 5 comments
She said she was 18 3 comments
acegalaxi
· 4 years ago
Mate, I wrote the book on these kinda risqué jokes. I think you missed the part where I completely sidestepped the intended innuendo and added a comment for the lols
