If you loan someone $20 and never see them again, it’s $20 well spent.

Your Mom

My back, after carrying the company for years!

I love this man.

Google ‘Shrek is love. Shrek is life’. I dare you.

We need to talk

Stone Gold Steve Austin

Typically? Ok. So where do the other ones come from??

And when you turn 13 you get a text from Prince Andrew.

Love me some Dolmio Grin!

When you put it in water, Jar Jar Sinks.

Not again?

In 2021, you can never be too sure...

Youporn ads are like ‘Are you alone? This game will make you cum in 20 seconds’
“No, I’m not alone. I’ve got grandma and my next door neighbour here while I search for ‘Cute slut gets face full of jizz’ “...

A ‘Pringle’s Can’.... yes. Sure. If you say so.

In Australia we refer to everyone as ‘Cunt’ and it’s up to them to figure out if we mean it as an insult or term of endearment.

Which one’s which?

No taxes. No bills = Pure sleep

This has kind of been my stance on crustaceans and most shellfish for years. Except I don’t like any of them. I’ve never seen it represented this way before. I love this meme.

Jrocs

Wholesome

But did he??

Never go full retard!

Him head so big for hims tiny little eyes.

Him ears large