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My city is flooding...Sadly not with intelligence 1 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

All those censored penises

Would prefer chocolate over plain 14 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

I do find this funny, but couldn't this potentially mess up any sort of investigation...?

Unrealistic body-image toys 3 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

He can bowl, he can drink, he can drink and bowl. Alaba-ma Man.

What is this logic 2 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

It’s logical logic

Taking LSD to end it on a trip, and starting on a trip 9 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

A ketamine and opium sandwich

Taking LSD to end it on a trip, and starting on a trip 9 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

I’m gonna eat a sandwich

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Soft bites 4 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

chomp

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Peanut butter jelly time 11 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

That’s an expensive sub.

Cabbage 8 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

You’re both correct

Cabbage 8 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

Lettuce

Wendy's Command 9 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

Perpetrate?

8 mind-blowing ways to use your hair dryer 1 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

1. Dry your hair
2. Dry your friend’s hair
3. Dry your dogs hair
4. Dry your hair again
5. Dry your pubic hair
6. Dry your friend’s pubic hair
7. Dry your cats hair
8. Drop in bathtub & kill yourself

Make sure to check the roof of your dogs mouths! ???? These Asian beetles look like 14 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

Dem be ladybugs

*Clap clap* 7 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

If applause startles you and you’re afraid to clap your hands even though you identify with the reasoning for clapping your hands, nod politely.

*slurp* 4 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

I wish I was that woman, wrapping my arms around a loving doggo

Shout-out to all the middle children (which I'm not) 13 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

How many?

He's gonna propose!!! 7 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

Worstchestersheshire

So I went out and found Baby Trump today 43 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

You’re boring

So I went out and found Baby Trump today 43 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

This is boring. Golf is boring. Presidents are boring.

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alekazam · 5 years ago

Comment

Stumbling upon a film set in Prague 7 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

“In”

This supermarket leaves out fruit for kids 10 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

My local supermarket does this as well but the fruit usually doesn’t look as appealing

I will not be torn down 2 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

SomeBODY

Home alone 3 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

Well gee, thanks for those feels I guess

Or recycle! 7 comments

alekazam · 5 years ago

Do you ever feel like a huge condom
Floating in the sea
Wanting to be free