Not all elders are worth my respect 22 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
You say it’s the worst policy but then continue literally describe what I think is the definition of ‘respect is earned not given’ .. It doesn’t mean disrespect those until they’ve proven worthy of otherwise...
Mind if I... Slytherin? 14 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Coolest gauges I’ve ever seen.
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THEY MUST BE HEFTY, circa 1931 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I mean 1931 isn’t really a time known for treating women equally. This could’ve been quite acceptable for the time period.
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Not all elders are worth my respect 22 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I’m low key ageist. Old people suck, so do young people.
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So long partner 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Borderlands is the one game I know that still offers this.
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Your friendly neighborhood Spidy 6 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Oh damn you’re right
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An explosive taste 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
*eats*
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You know what I like more than memes? KNOWLEDGE 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I’m a Wikipedia vandal
I'm sleepy 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
It’s hard to pick a side here but Cartoon Network has catered to me well past my youth with Adult Swim so based on that...
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Made with pain 5 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Technically we’re all slowly dying.
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I second that 12 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
You don’t need to sell me on strawberries, probably one of my favorite fruits. So yes give me free strawberry now
I second that 12 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
You on a marketing team for strawberries?
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Cheese is life 10 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I feel like if anyone really cared about this person, they’d stop them.
Zero Context #30 - "Cake or death?" 18 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I don’t know what this is
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Ah yes, math 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I mean, I’m pretty sure my bloodline ends with me and my brother, so yeah sounds good!
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Ah yes, math 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I kinda doubt anyone will live to see the year 3000.
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The aquarium of the pacific 7 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I went to that aquarium on acid once. Pretty fun time.
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Presses cancel 17 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
CANCEL
I challenge every motherf*cker on this site 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Well mull it over and get back to me.
Hot take: Melting children = bad 9 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
-Ah yes, this is perfectly legal.
+Says who?
-Me, the one who makes the laws.
I challenge every motherf*cker on this site 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
What’s the challenge? I love spicy stuff
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Don’t do it 12 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Informative yet controversial.
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The pig couch even smells of bacon, naturally 6 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Anyone watch Solar Opposites?
Rebellions are built on hope 7 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Personally if I had a family member who literally raped and tortured children, I wouldn’t speak to them let alone give them a job.
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Rebellions are built on hope 7 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Aimee “Knight's recruitment of her father, despite her knowledge of the charges for 22 sexual offences, led to an investigation and Knight's suspension from the Green Party. She later resigned and joined the Liberal Democrats, but was suspended in 2019 over paedophilic tweets apparently posted by her partner.” Overall she maintains some questionable relationships, and when people on Reddit were posting info about her past it was being censored. A bunch of Reddit mods changed their subs to private as protest to Reddit staying silent about removing content that didn’t violate any terms but portrayed this individual negatively. Reddit eventually responded by firing her.
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