Chickens 10 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
The chickens are what?!
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Breast milk contains cannabinoids 15 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
@klymaxx Beholder of the Sacred Titty Knowledge.
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Antidrug campaigns be like 2 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Meth is the true evil.
I'm not sorry for this template 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
As a shy, introverted person I feel your pain. Calling out how quiet I am makes me want to immediately cease all interaction with you. It’s like telling a social extrovert they talk too much, might be true but it sounds rude.
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Anybody down? 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I’ll allow it
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I kicked my boyfriend because I have AMAZING boobs 31 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I kicked your mom because I’m a pimp
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Klopf Klopf 28 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I like the first one
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Get capped 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
You should probably win an award for that comment
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Thank you, bruv 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
You owe her your life now
Breast milk contains cannabinoids 15 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
We’re gonna have to start regulating them titties.
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Laughs in Southern 6 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Same reason the butt taste like shit
Gregn'tpost 2 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
The the radishes
Young women in pics like this get cream pied 37% more than other women 2 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Take a moment to thank all the weirdly possessive, overbearing fathers for giving their children daddy issues.
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I just stole this from 9gág, but somehow still relevant here 7 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I don’t think the site existed 14 years ago....
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Trees Like This 6 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Some poor dude is going to get kicked in the face just tryna chill and read a book.
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To elevensies and beyond! 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Time and space are irrelevant.
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I just stole this from 9gág, but somehow still relevant here 7 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I like when the bots make sense
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Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895 5 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Even better. BEFRIEND.
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Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895 5 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Beware? More like befriend.
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Just in case y’all wanted to make sure 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Sounds accurate
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Just in case y’all wanted to make sure 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
What if I feel all of these symptoms all of the time?
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Not all elders are worth my respect 22 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
People should be measured on how they handle authority before given any position that allows them the authority over any type of people. If you’re selective about how you treat people, don’t get a job working with people. It’s pretty basic.
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Not all elders are worth my respect 22 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Pretty much, yea
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Mind if I... Slytherin? 14 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I like how she blames it all on the snake when he was just explorin’
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Not all elders are worth my respect 22 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Alrighty then.