Almightytallest

almightytallest


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What would their songs be called? 4 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
I chimed in with a "haven't you people ever heard of raking the goddamn leaves?"
What would you do if you have a gf like he does? 17 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
There are degrees of obsession and different ways of showing it. normal ppl just obsessed over making their partner happy or secure. That's clearly not what's going on here. It's not normal or healthy for the relationship.
Yes ppl are insecure about a lot of things. I don't see how that makes this behavior okay.
Psychosis manifests in all kinds of ways, includes anxiety and hypervigilance. But of course you knew that, cuz your "mum worked in a mental hospital."
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What would you do if you have a gf like he does? 17 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
....like an obsessive, insecure, unstable psychotic.
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Truth is not relative! 31 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
The guy who painted it says 9, I'm going with 9.
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Truth is not relative! 31 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
Perception is a matter of perspective. Not truth.
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Chinese workers go faceless for a day to avoid stress of fake facial expressions 8 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
Really? I constantly have ppl asking me why I'm so mad.
Also, does anyone know what a guy's resting bitch face is called? Or is it the same?
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Any of you have a similar story? Did it work out? 11 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
I did not wait. I convinced my friend I was better for her than the other guy. (He really was a jerk and was seeing someone behind her back). They broke up. I married her.
I can't be the only one who's scared? 34 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
Research confirms.....rubbish.
Even with all those bad news on tv, we never were a more peaceful species 15 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
I assume this is excluding the first half of the last century which saw the 2 bloodiest wars in history. That wasn't that long ago, and there are still ppl living who witness that. So I don't know if it's fair to say it's a peaceful age, maybe just a lull....
Wise words from a smart teacher 9 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
About 89: Statistically, the orange properties in monopoly rank second in terms of visitation frequency. In fact, there is a 50 percent chance of landing on an orange property every time a player goes around the board. They rank first in payoff percentage, making them highly desirable properties to own. New York Avenue is the most valuable orange property, and it is one of the spots in the game with the most frequent landings.
Them chokers good 8 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
Wear me like a locket around your throat
I'll weight you down, I'll watch you choke...
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The perfect cabitat 3 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
*catio
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Poor guy never even ate a cheeseburger 10 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
Uh that's impossible. I've seen dozens of pictures of him riding dinosaurs. Explain THAT.
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You won't lose your phone no more 1 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
The emperor's new phone.
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This is just too accurate 20 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
Hey! My type is on here!
*dry heaves thinking about it*
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Me irl 22 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
It was supposed to be a response to dragonfly's questions but apparently I didn't hit reply. Sorry about that.
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Me irl 22 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
Actually, "lucifer" is the Latin vulgate's translation of a term used in Isaiah. Originally it meant "shining one" and didn't have anything to do with Satan. Isaiah was refering the king of Babylon.
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A little funkier version of Fur Elise 2 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
If beethoven had been around in the '30s.
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His parents like "keep playing son"! 3 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
Well, he's officially earned his keep.
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one of these things are not like the others... who the hell eats lunch? 3 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
Only 90s kids really knew how to eat lunch.
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It was a quiet night 6 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
"Let me tell you about the night...of the living cucumbers."
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I hear your judgement 4 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
Guess that makes you a necrophiliac.
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I hear your judgement 4 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
That's felicity smoak. She's not real. Just like any woman who would want to have sex with you.
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With all the posts about trump lately 38 comments
almightytallest · 8 years ago
It doesn't. Any more questions?