Videogames now are infinitely better than videogames in my childhood

Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!

What's with the paper hat?

Both names spelled wrong. How the hell do you pull that off?

Loifs uh piece uh shih, wen yoo loo a i.

Look up Aquanura Efteling, on youtube. Be mesmerized infinitely.

Obstructed. The views are obstructed.

Yeah, highly inaccurate news article. She isn't even a medical doctor!

"Profanity"

Is that a cannabis plantation...?

There's a "you're my world bro" joke in there somewhere...

Yeah, he was talking about painting a "fecal Jackson Pollock" - Greg Davies

Lesson learned. Now brush her fur at least weekly, you lazy sod!

It's what you're willing to pay for. Pay extra, get more space. Simple, isn't it?

Wow! Looks just like fruit in the rest of the world!

I thought they already made two handsful of movies about this man

Well, at least it was honest about there being only one chocolate chunk

The French have been cooking those dishes for longer than your country exists, so you wouldn't understand.

I'm pretty sure that's the moon.