Look at this weird one over here who doesn't microwave his mayo for a nice, soothing broil before bed like a normal person.

I see you are an experienced traveler.

Excellently said!
There's also a really good episode oh House M.D. where a patient has these issues and the episode explains how much of a handicap it is. "Insensitive" se3 ep14.

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Arr me matey, ye speaks the true.

Australia's half empty of everything.

Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River

Nothing at all.

You're probably thinking of this quote:

"Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”
And sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”
And they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay."

I saw it with my dad when it came out.

Not if you biodegrade them first.

I fail to see how any of that promotes "Stability" in any way whatsoever. Power != Stability and most of the examples you gave do the exact opposite of "stabilize" in easily quantifiable ways.
The US's position as a "Hyper-Power" is disputed at best, and irrelevant in this situation as it in no way guarantees an appropriate or benevolent use of that power.
The Roman Empire, the Mongol Empire, and the British Empire are other historical examples of a "Hyper-Power" and none of them are exactly something one wants to aspire to be in modern times.

Tell me more about this "Global Stability" ol' Uncle Sam has been promoting lately.

You dare doubt him?