But that's the tricky bit, the person in question isn't posting this on the interwebz, it's someone else posting about them.

But that's the tricky bit, the person in question isn't posting this on the interwebz, it's someone else posting about them.

Alistair best boy!

I have lost hundreds of hours to urges like that.
Never aga- oh shit here i go again...

Were his arms broken too?

Not the same... unless discussed in a formal legal setting where definitions are actually important. Like when issuing arrest charges.

Not exactly, while potentially colloquially misleading, in a legal sense it's perfectly acceptable, seeing as the oxford dictionary lists the definition as "An object which is forcibly propelled at a target, either by hand or from a mechanical weapon."
Cambridge has a similar definition, although they list "engine propelled" as the primary definition, with hand propelled as the formal definition.

If you look closely, there are actually a lot of fire exits all over the place, although typically a bit off the path, normally behind those more open exhibits like the room full couches or beds. From the outside they're more obvious, as there are often quite a few fire escape stairs running down the side of the omnipresent blue monolith. Presumably they would be thrown open and employees would direct customers to the ones not immediately obvious.
You'd expect (and hope) they have some pretty rigorous fire safety preparations, considering it's a store full of 95% wood and fabric.

I serve Holy Terra.

I serve Holy Terra.

Why is he buying clothes in the soup isle?

Sad Demoman noises.

Or have a reserve chute

Be reasonable, it's just a repost from 2 years in the future.