Yes I need different shoes for each day 11 comments
asuremissfire
· 8 years ago
No truer words have been said.
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Donnaaaaa! 9 comments
Police getting yelled at 68 comments
asuremissfire
· 8 years ago
I literally now keep coming back to this to read the large amount of blundered rage posts; highly entertaining.
Either kitx got more than they bargained for, or is the slickest troll ever.
I'd like to think the later, since it's got over 1k upvotes ;)
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Either kitx got more than they bargained for, or is the slickest troll ever.
I'd like to think the later, since it's got over 1k upvotes ;)
Police getting yelled at 68 comments
asuremissfire
· 8 years ago
@Summer: Nice excuse you got there, game over. Put in another token to try again. ;P
@kkhaggart: Thank you.
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@kkhaggart: Thank you.
Police getting yelled at 68 comments
asuremissfire
· 8 years ago
Can I have your grandfather's telephone number, and his police badge number? Cause I'd really like to talk to him about that.
Also, did he tell you the names of these "sources"? I'd like to know more about them.
Lastly, don't post stuff like this. It's the internet, nothing is true, and this has all the signs of typical spam e-mail: Something is too good to be true, so it must be fake.
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Also, did he tell you the names of these "sources"? I'd like to know more about them.
Lastly, don't post stuff like this. It's the internet, nothing is true, and this has all the signs of typical spam e-mail: Something is too good to be true, so it must be fake.
Googlie mooglie 7 comments
asuremissfire
· 8 years ago
Simply put: I love this, it makes me happy!
*throws mug to the ground shattering it*
MORE!
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*throws mug to the ground shattering it*
MORE!
Police getting yelled at 68 comments
asuremissfire
· 8 years ago
A. Stop watching the news, it's bad for you
B. Going through college taught me that Wikipedia is not a reliable source, as it can be edited by anyone. Who is to know that you didn't write the article yourself? Were you there personally to witness everything?
Find an actual reliable source for your statement, and I may take you seriously, instead of laughing.
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B. Going through college taught me that Wikipedia is not a reliable source, as it can be edited by anyone. Who is to know that you didn't write the article yourself? Were you there personally to witness everything?
Find an actual reliable source for your statement, and I may take you seriously, instead of laughing.
Everyone is fighting a battle 20 comments
Police getting yelled at 68 comments
asuremissfire
· 8 years ago
“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence." -Charles Bukowski
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Donnaaaaa! 9 comments
Logic, I see none. 6 comments
asuremissfire
· 8 years ago
And the concept never changes even with all the shows after.
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Explaining sunsets 32 comments
Sass Overload 3 comments
asuremissfire
· 8 years ago
*cough* ...HIPSTER ALERT...*cough*.. Well, excuse me, it seems I've caught a cough before everyone else will...
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Living in texas 10 comments
asuremissfire
· 8 years ago
1. Look at picture
2. Laugh uncontrollably
3. Save link
4. Stop laughing
5. Click link
6. Repeat #s 1-5 for unlimited hilarity
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2. Laugh uncontrollably
3. Save link
4. Stop laughing
5. Click link
6. Repeat #s 1-5 for unlimited hilarity
gay 20 comments
asuremissfire
· 8 years ago
This is the gay we are looking for! If I could give him a gold star I would. :)
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So true it's not even funny 6 comments
So true it's not even funny 6 comments
asuremissfire
· 8 years ago
Stephen Colbert for President, John Oliver for Vice president, and no congress.
Holy nuggets we'd get so much done.
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Holy nuggets we'd get so much done.
I'm off the p*ssy market anyways 18 comments
asuremissfire
· 8 years ago
First off, do whatever makes you feel good, your wife will get over it.
Secondly, maintain that hairy beast. My boyfriend has a beard, and was really unkempt while he was growing it. But now that it's the length and fullness he wants, he "manscapes" that and it's sexy as ever. :P
You do you.
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Secondly, maintain that hairy beast. My boyfriend has a beard, and was really unkempt while he was growing it. But now that it's the length and fullness he wants, he "manscapes" that and it's sexy as ever. :P
You do you.
For 23 years I didn't know of this, I've farted everywhere 17 comments
asuremissfire
· 8 years ago
Don't worry. Farts are always funny. I'm 26 now, and my boyfriend and I silently (or not so silently) fart in public. Needless to say, it's always freaking hilarious, because other people's reactions are priceless. Keep doing yo thang, trust me, when you get to be 80 something, you'll be unashamed of the self propelled walking farts you release without warning. It will be just as funny then as it was when you were born.
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