The Prince of Egypt 21 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Like what?
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Sleeping with the baby between me and the Mrs 3 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
I suspect the baby is in a separate sleeper or something and he was just so tired he thought it was in the bed and didn’t question it. I could see myself doing that.
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Harley and Ivy 6 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Love how Ivy is all calm and sassy and Harley is just done with their shit.
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She's a trap 3 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
I often just say Five Guys, but I’m not dating anyone. My family’s just bad at making decisions so someone has to suggest a dinner location.
Worst Youtube rewind, no Pewds 6 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Jack didn’t either. I was sad, but I understood.
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PLs stop 13 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Whatever kind of term, generally the two languages aren’t combined within a single word, no matter what context that word is used for.
A lot of people could have died or been very hurt 9 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Have you ever read a post and just been like “please no punchline please no punchline” because it’s such a nice post and you want it to be sincere and not a joke? This was one of those and I’m very happy it remained a nice post.
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When a brain is depressed 8 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Aww, that’s disappointing. It would have been nice to diagnose mental illness based on firm scans instead of questions. Asking questions is a good diagnosis method, but I feel like this would be easier on everybody.
Friends, am I right? 5 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
And in the meantime, while you gain their trust, while you fake your compassion, you might... just might... end up their true friend, with all hard feelings gone. And then voila! New friend!
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When a brain is depressed 8 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Hmmm... Does this mean we can diagnose depression and other mental issues using brain scans? That might be an easier (if more expensive) option than going to a therapist.
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Best scene from my childhood 26 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Anyone else mentally singing the song?
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I guess that explains it all 10 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
You know what that means? FEMALE MASTURBATION IS REAL
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I’m down with this 8 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Yeah wolves help a lot with deer, but people get huffy when little Fido also goes missing...
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If you think about it.. 4 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
When you paint a room, you coat the inside in an insanely thin layer of solid, thickening the wall and further constricting the room. If you layer the paint, the room gets smaller and smaller.
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If you think about it.. 4 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Not if you follow the normal human route and scrape paint every once in a while
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I fudged up his mouth but Happy Halloween Funsub! 6 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
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Pirates of the Caribbean musical theme played on calculators 10 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Not really. The whispering freaks me out and the noises make me uncomfortable most of the time.
Pirates of the Caribbean musical theme played on calculators 10 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Was anyone else just soothed by the rythmic thwacking of their fingers on the keys?
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Maths 6 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Dangit, I was gonna put that. Oh well.
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Put down your nail clipper!!!! 7 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Many planes these days have outlets. You could just stick a nail clipper or something else into that and cause damage to both the plane and yourself. I don't know why you would, but there is logic to this.
If you don't mind getting charged 4 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Yeah, 6 times out of 10, she'd slap you.
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Pud pud 3 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Dumbledore: "Mcgonagall, you know I don't like you on my desk in your cat form."
Mcgonagall: *pushes priceless artifact off desk while looking at him*
Dumbledore: *chuckles, picks her up* "Ah, I simply cannot be mad."
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The best proof of the flat earth so far 6 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Turtles all the way down...
When your love is strong 8 comments
average_potterhead · 6 years ago
Hey look! Disney!
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