AverageNarwhal

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I HATH RETURNED
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Ha! Get it?! 5 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
*ba dum tss*
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LEGEND 8 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
I bawled like a baby through the entire movie.
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Too many movies... too many 22 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
"I have special powers."
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Do not look for any double-meanings in this one. 4 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
O_o Woah now xD
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Best couches 16 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Magical couch powers
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Dats some good luck 4 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Good guy crow
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You can actually drink lava 13 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Freeza's a dude?
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Do not look for any double-meanings in this one. 4 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
*chokes on gum*
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Please, sir, I want some more 6 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
"So, come here often?"
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Russian birth 6 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
I'd like to know the story behind that.
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Dude just got a pancake dealer 8 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
I blew my money on some last week, but it all turned out to be high-fructose corn syrup.
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Taylor's new look 8 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Chloe Swift
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Dude just got a pancake dealer 8 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Psst - hey, don't tell anyone, but I heard he sells hardcore pancakes.
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An insanely good brownie 1 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
"An insanely good brownie"
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Americans 16 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Eh eh bacon bacon maple syrup eh?
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Survival tip 6 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Please don't. .-.
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I'm sorry if this breaks the internet 28 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
What about Scarlett Johansson?
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Interesting... 22 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Shut up and take my money!
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How to be smooth 2 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Someone did this to me with a fake hand.
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No one? 6 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
CAN GET IN THE WAY OF WHAT I'M FEELING *sobs*
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Tiger connection 30 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
I believe narwhals are mammals, but thank you very much!
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Race problems 20 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
I'm Indian-Irish, but the people where I live don't care to ask. They just assume I'm automatically Mexican. :/
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What the real problem is 5 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Except for Jennifer Lawrence.
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WEHEY 4 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Who do you think you are, collecting your jar of dirt
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It's easy to tell it's him 15 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Really? I thought it was the other guy next to the guy in the back. I must be mistaken.
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