Dude just got a pancake dealer

once you go funsubstance, you never go back

It's like the dirt road in the middle of nowhere

I know a guy you can get some serious syrup from, dude. Just remember, you didn't hear it from me.

Don't deal with those Canadian dealers, they'll give you nothing but Maple, but what they give you is really good. Deal at your own risk.

I blew my money on some last week, but it all turned out to be high-fructose corn syrup.