AverageNarwhal

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When someone says I should eat more because I'm too skinny 16 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Dude. I eat like a horse and people still tell me this.
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Punny 4 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
It's unbearable
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Come on barbi let's go and party! 13 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
*ba dum tss*
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What having your periods feels like 6 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Add a red waterfall and it's more accurate
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Close enough compilation 8 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
"Kill me" oh dear God
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Lamborghini Aventador 245mph fly by 6 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Nyoom
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What I've been doing a lot of recently... 5 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Whoops! That chevron keyboard tho
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How To Kiss by John Green 24 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Indeed
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And what would you do? 18 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
I'd become a zombie and chill with other zombies
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How To Kiss by John Green 24 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
He's brilliant
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If bees go extinct 9 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
D: Save the bees!
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In Florida 9 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
You go lil buddy, follow your dreams
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What I've been doing a lot of recently... 5 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
That zigzag keyboard tho
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Ghandicap 11 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
"You Can Discover Everything You Need To Know About Everything By Looking At Your Hands" Seriously Jaden what?
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D-D-D-D-D DROP THE BASS 5 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Why doesn't Skrillex go fishing?
Because he always
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Drops the bass
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Arachnophobia 8 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Pfft, what courage? I catch a glimpse of a spider and I'm gone xD
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Still a better love story than Twilight. 3 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
OTP <3
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Orlando's hair cut 19 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Good Guy Ronaldo
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25 Dad Jokes 7 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
You forgot "Hi hungry, I'm Dad!"
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I'm lonely 8 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
CAN'T UNSEE
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mystery solved 9 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
The fourth wall just had a hole punched in it.
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Kittens 2 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Well that took an unexpected turn
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Self-propelled 3-story Victorian house 5 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
And a fire with a very sassy attitude xD
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Self-propelled 3-story Victorian house 5 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
I was just about to say that! :D
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Oops 17 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
We all have that one uncle
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