25 Dad Jokes

9 years ago by burndown · 2265 Likes · 7 comments · Popular

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averagenarwhal · 9 years ago · FIRST

You forgot "Hi hungry, I'm Dad!"

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deleted · 9 years ago

I thought that my dad was the only one who said the cemetery thing(number 7).

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guest · 9 years ago

15. Two fish are in a tank and one fist .. ?

guest · 9 years ago

It's a typo, pretend it said "fish" instead of "fist" and it'll make sense~

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guest · 9 years ago

number 11 came from Melamoodle.tumblr.com if you guys were wondering

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thorspoptarts2 · 8 years ago

Fathers. They can't help themselves.

guest · 8 years ago

That last one got my mom laughing so hard XD