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There there, Swanson's here 4 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I've experienced this many times. But recently I've felt this over the freaking phone. A man called and without even introducing himself asked my name, I (lacking self-preservation skills of any kind) told him and he IMMEDIATELY TOLD ME THAT HE LOVED ME VERY MUCH!!! It took nearly two full minutes for me to recover enough to interrupt his very one sided conversation with me to ask who he was.
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When she wears a push-up bra 8 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Don't wear push up bras, wear something like a sports bra. And then when he takes it off ! Bam! Surprise boobs.
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Bring your children to work day 17 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Why do you seem angry at her for something she has no control over... And in an entirely seperate country? A lot of a people can't afford daycare. We know. Some people even go out of their way to fix that for others. Hell, I know a woman who watched the children of working parents for free and feeds each child at her own expense. I also know that there aren't many parents who have access to a person like her. But saying that others can't attempt to do well because others can't is like saying that I can't can't take my baby to the doctor because there are children somewhere dying from disease. Unless, perhaps, I'm reading you wrong. Then please, feel free to correct me. ( no sarcasm intended in any way ) Also, please excuse the 'text wall'.
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Magical Hair 15 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Holy crAP A TYPING CATT!?? D:
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Has science gone too far? 21 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
You. I like you.
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Day vs Night 6 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I keep a notebook and pencils in my bed. It helps. It really, really helps.
What happens when you combine pokémon 21 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Aww. I love your joke!
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one letter makes all the different 11 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
His face makes this post. Just. His expression.
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If you do Supernatural, you know some monsters 37 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I'm not a guest and I approve of this guests approval of this message.
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Ed...Waard 6 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Oh god, NINA!??!??!?? * Cry Hysterically *
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The rare Golden Tiger 6 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Beautiful... But that thing looks demonic in the face. Maybe I just need sleep, but I feel like that thing eats dreams. The eyes. Just. No.
Oh the stories doctors could tell 13 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I found out that my elementary school started trimming back the bushes away from the gate/fence. Apparently, seeing myself and roughly a dozen other small children chewing on a flowering bush made a lasting impression.
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Lets kill someone 17 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Fried. Green. Tomatoes. Is not a guide for life.
What your palm would look like without skin 55 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Frog legs are DELICIOUS!!!! My godfather bought some for me to try a few years back. Sooooo good.
Dragons are real 13 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
It's the eyes, I swear.
Polite ice nicely folded itself 6 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Honestly, for half a moment, I was very confused because my name is Polite.,, I need to go to sleep.
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Uh oh 7 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
At first, I thought he was trying to rip off his nipples... Or just REALLY wanted him nekkid.
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Day 10 of your daily dose of cute: Coming up with a title is hard... send help 9 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
This is so cute, it hurts. Fairy type eevee... We need a dragon type eevee. Sooner rather than later. Please?
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I heard you like perfect loops? 9 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
YES.
oh wow such beautiful 9 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Same thought. Although, it's still freaky.
Food-man I'll bet 3 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Radda Radda.
Those moves 7 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
You. I like you. :)
Good guy Jay Z 7 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
You are absolutely right. And now I can never unsee that! XD
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Cats nowadays 6 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
What game is this, please?
This has happened to often for me 11 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Everytime I go somewhere with my mother... Yes ma'am she's JUST turned 12! Cute isn't she? Oh, that's discount age? I had no idea! How lucky!... I'm 20 dammit.
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