There there, Swanson's here 4 comments
azrael
· 9 years ago
I've experienced this many times. But recently I've felt this over the freaking phone. A man called and without even introducing himself asked my name, I (lacking self-preservation skills of any kind) told him and he IMMEDIATELY TOLD ME THAT HE LOVED ME VERY MUCH!!! It took nearly two full minutes for me to recover enough to interrupt his very one sided conversation with me to ask who he was.
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When she wears a push-up bra 8 comments
azrael
· 9 years ago
Don't wear push up bras, wear something like a sports bra. And then when he takes it off ! Bam! Surprise boobs.
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Bring your children to work day 17 comments
azrael
· 9 years ago
Why do you seem angry at her for something she has no control over... And in an entirely seperate country? A lot of a people can't afford daycare. We know. Some people even go out of their way to fix that for others. Hell, I know a woman who watched the children of working parents for free and feeds each child at her own expense. I also know that there aren't many parents who have access to a person like her. But saying that others can't attempt to do well because others can't is like saying that I can't can't take my baby to the doctor because there are children somewhere dying from disease. Unless, perhaps, I'm reading you wrong. Then please, feel free to correct me. ( no sarcasm intended in any way ) Also, please excuse the 'text wall'.
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Day vs Night 6 comments
one letter makes all the different 11 comments
If you do Supernatural, you know some monsters 37 comments
The rare Golden Tiger 6 comments
azrael
· 9 years ago
Beautiful... But that thing looks demonic in the face. Maybe I just need sleep, but I feel like that thing eats dreams. The eyes. Just. No.
Oh the stories doctors could tell 13 comments
azrael
· 9 years ago
I found out that my elementary school started trimming back the bushes away from the gate/fence. Apparently, seeing myself and roughly a dozen other small children chewing on a flowering bush made a lasting impression.
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What your palm would look like without skin 55 comments
azrael
· 9 years ago
Frog legs are DELICIOUS!!!! My godfather bought some for me to try a few years back. Sooooo good.
Polite ice nicely folded itself 6 comments
azrael
· 9 years ago
Honestly, for half a moment, I was very confused because my name is Polite.,, I need to go to sleep.
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Uh oh 7 comments
azrael
· 9 years ago
At first, I thought he was trying to rip off his nipples... Or just REALLY wanted him nekkid.
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Day 10 of your daily dose of cute: Coming up with a title is hard... send help 9 comments
azrael
· 9 years ago
This is so cute, it hurts. Fairy type eevee... We need a dragon type eevee. Sooner rather than later. Please?
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Good guy Jay Z 7 comments
This has happened to often for me 11 comments
azrael
· 10 years ago
Everytime I go somewhere with my mother... Yes ma'am she's JUST turned 12! Cute isn't she? Oh, that's discount age? I had no idea! How lucky!... I'm 20 dammit.
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