Azrael

azrael


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Bedtime for the entire family 3 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
It's like dog shaped clouds came and napped on your floor. :D
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Nail biter's worse nightmare 18 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
This is why I carry a knife. I only ever really need to hook/unhook anything once I've nibbled away my nails.
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Natural beauty 13 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Does anyone know what breed this is?
Dogs break up a cat fight 10 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Yes. :(
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I already hoard puppies 157 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Do it. Do. It. Please? Draw all the things?
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Am I immortal? 15 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I just never liked the idea of consuming something covered in my saliva. I know it's MINE, but still, why fret when I can just bite and let it melt on my tongue?
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so does that make it weird for my high school to do this? 14 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Six foot tall posters of students... My town my have issues.
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Came across this weird hole in the middle of the forest, should I go in? 36 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Free hugs and lollipops.
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ummmmm wat 12 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) You should get that looked at by a doctor.
1 in 5 Teenagers Will Experiment With Art 31 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
It must be safe! Lucifer condones it!
*skips away to sketch pine trees*
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When life gives you hail 16 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
At least you'll actually get INTO the water. I can't swim and to be completely honest, if anything touched me while in any body of water above knee deep, I could only hope the smell of urine deters them/it from murdering me. So basically, I'll joke about sea/lake stuff as long as I'm on dry land.
When life gives you hail 16 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Just think of all of the poor, poor Kraken families that will have to find new homes due to pollution! :(
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Magic pokemon 5 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
If you're not dating that girl/guy, somebody should, immediately.
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When life gives you hail 16 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Does it effect local produce or wild plants? I mean, could you eat them without harm? I'm just curious because I've never experienced odd smelling rain. Hell, where I live we have kids who find running water and or nice smelling flowers and just put them in their mouths.
I already hoard puppies 157 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Find the Petroleum Jelly Dragon and you're all set!
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And it kinda pisses me off 13 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I love how siblings operate. Just "I'll make sure you're not dead, but after I'm gonna laugh my ass off, m'kay?"
Sorry for the long post, thought this was cool 34 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
This guest. I like it. ANOTHER!!!
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Am I immortal? 15 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Can I be included to make it triplets? I just want to be related to a fluffy dinosaur...
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When life gives you hail 16 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Wait... What? Can someone please explain HOW!? Because that sounds legitimately terrifying to me.
· Edited 9 years ago
Here is a reminder that you are still single 11 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
This is so cute, does anyone know the artist?
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why why why 30 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Does U stand for Urgh?
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Jew kidding me? 1 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
That little kid is simultaneously adorable and evil as hell.
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This is gross on so many levels 28 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
My grandma eats potato salad on her cake... I know how you feel.
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5 facts about the friendship between coffee and poop 4 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
It says something about people when we'd rather have mudbutt than NOT drink coffee.
Are you okay Australia? 18 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Are the instructions,
1. Shit self, 2. Die?
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