Azrael

azrael


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Oh my 22 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I'm not sure if that's attempted murder turned sex or attempted sex turned murder, but it looks damaging.
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Something meaningful 4 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Congrats! Beat me to it. :)
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Ticking clock 59 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I just managed to stop drooling over this artist's work and now this? I can squeal that hard, I'll rupture something vital!
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No clue what to call this 29 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Rapidash as a grass type?
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grandparents are the best ‎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 8 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
When granny has more street cred than you.
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Still better than no pulp 22 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
It took me two and a half passes to figure it out.
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You have no idea, my friends 6 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
See? Now that's far too reasonable. They should keep it up until the manager calls the cops and whomever is apprehended first in the resulting scramble and sprint towards safety has to pay for the entire meal. :D
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My childhood just ended tonight... 8 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I was so upset that I had to lie down. Right now I'm just trying to figure out how to fill this gaping void in my soul.
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So um..ok. 4 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I will now never not hear my grandmothers doves scream "Netflix and Chill".
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Still better than no pulp 22 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I had no idea that they made aloe drinks, that sounds unpleasant to the umpteenth degree. I just used to eat all of the plants. Took me years to discover that they were actually good for me.
Aawww its a Benibaby Cuddlebear 1 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Aww. Who knew that blended cucumber could be so cute?
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I would be considered an A-hole 5 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Deadpool has corrupted Spidey.
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Has science gone too far? 46 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
But at the same time, infinitely more amazing. XD
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Has science gone too far? 46 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
That's worse than identifying as a walgreens gift card.
Has science gone too far? 46 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I second that. I'd totally watch that.
Tell me one of your... FRUIT puns 9 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Is Too Dumb To Live a religion? Can it be?
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Maybe this could help some of you aspiring writers 4 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Do you ever get mad at your phone like "what do you mean you handle 25,000 photos AND apps?" So I deleted all my apps, I can't handle deleting all the pictures from funsubstance, you're stronger than I am!
In case no one know this yet 8 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Now right there I imagined seeing someone who's violently too high and hearing that gps for the first time.
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Starting my pilot training at 16 wish me luck! 19 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
We'll let them continue their little mix-up, while you go off and be brilliant. Although, I do wonder about the conversation that led to those laws being implemented... XD Besides, just so long as you take care it should be loads safer, it's a lot harder for some random prat to roll out of bed and hop into a plane, but they're all over the place in cars, unfortunately.
Deadpool's helpful advise 19 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Shhhh. Murder sounds bad. Unalive them.
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Beyonce's face tho 6 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Only because you have a dirty, dirty little mind and looked for it. ;D
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I think my blind friends eye is amazing! 7 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
When you're blind people like to stare into your eyes... A lot. And hold up their fingers. They do that a lot.
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Fire inside a factory 15 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Thank you so much, I hadn't noticed that at all. :D That's the most intense game of Find the Panda ever, if you couldn't find it would you forced to stay in the warehouse?
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When I'm wearing my bathing suit and someone wants to take a picture 11 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Did Zim get his organs?!
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tick-tock, john will blog, sherlock blowin' smartphones up 7 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Oh my goodness, what have you done! Kill it! Kill it with FIRE!
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