Oh my 22 comments
azrael
· 8 years ago
I'm not sure if that's attempted murder turned sex or attempted sex turned murder, but it looks damaging.
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Ticking clock 59 comments
azrael
· 8 years ago
I just managed to stop drooling over this artist's work and now this? I can squeal that hard, I'll rupture something vital!
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grandparents are the best ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 8 comments
Still better than no pulp 22 comments
You have no idea, my friends 6 comments
azrael
· 8 years ago
See? Now that's far too reasonable. They should keep it up until the manager calls the cops and whomever is apprehended first in the resulting scramble and sprint towards safety has to pay for the entire meal. :D
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My childhood just ended tonight... 8 comments
azrael
· 8 years ago
I was so upset that I had to lie down. Right now I'm just trying to figure out how to fill this gaping void in my soul.
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So um..ok. 4 comments
Still better than no pulp 22 comments
azrael
· 8 years ago
I had no idea that they made aloe drinks, that sounds unpleasant to the umpteenth degree. I just used to eat all of the plants. Took me years to discover that they were actually good for me.
Aawww its a Benibaby Cuddlebear 1 comments
Has science gone too far? 46 comments
Has science gone too far? 46 comments
Tell me one of your... FRUIT puns 9 comments
Maybe this could help some of you aspiring writers 4 comments
azrael
· 8 years ago
Do you ever get mad at your phone like "what do you mean you handle 25,000 photos AND apps?" So I deleted all my apps, I can't handle deleting all the pictures from funsubstance, you're stronger than I am!
In case no one know this yet 8 comments
azrael
· 8 years ago
Now right there I imagined seeing someone who's violently too high and hearing that gps for the first time.
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Starting my pilot training at 16 wish me luck! 19 comments
azrael
· 8 years ago
We'll let them continue their little mix-up, while you go off and be brilliant. Although, I do wonder about the conversation that led to those laws being implemented... XD Besides, just so long as you take care it should be loads safer, it's a lot harder for some random prat to roll out of bed and hop into a plane, but they're all over the place in cars, unfortunately.
Deadpool's helpful advise 19 comments
Beyonce's face tho 6 comments
I think my blind friends eye is amazing! 7 comments
azrael
· 8 years ago
When you're blind people like to stare into your eyes... A lot. And hold up their fingers. They do that a lot.
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Fire inside a factory 15 comments
azrael
· 8 years ago
Thank you so much, I hadn't noticed that at all. :D That's the most intense game of Find the Panda ever, if you couldn't find it would you forced to stay in the warehouse?
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