Go ahead. You'll just die tired.

Dammit. Now I'm sad. *flops down in despair*

Someone's going to try that, I'm certain. I desperately desire to be there once it happens.

My immediate thought was 'Fuck you, but I kinda love you' and I have no idea how I'm going to deal with the idiots that believe this map.

Now you've made me need a Victoria's Secret commercial narrated by Samuel L Jackson.

Got to respect the way you handle bad days! :) I do hope your days improve, though.

Apparently, I wanted to be a mad engineer as a child. Who knew! :D

House? Is that you?

I choked on my gum. Dammit, now I need Legos!

I wonder how durable these things are. My brother needs to test one, he's the most destructive person I know.

That's actually fucking amazing.

I've always assumed that koalas would be terrible pets, mostly because they look like they'll give you std's.

I've got to say, Pocahontas is my favorite.

Obviously you've never sat near a congregation of drunkards with access to copious amounts of both firearms and fireworks, cause both those things echo, dude.

That... sounds unsafe. And impractical.

This is why I don't do drugs, but really should.