This has happened to me before, almost. I opened my front door one night and five deer (that I counted, including a buck with huge antlers) all looked me directly in the eyes. None of them moved. I backed into the house and slowly shut the door and through the window, I saw them all continue grazing as though I never did a thing.

What the actual fuck did I just witness?

Who says tumblr isn't a treasure trove of friendly, helpful information.

First thought, Assassin's Creed. I'm so sorry. XD

Spirograph? Awesome!

Better dancer than me, damn.

How about NOPE! :)

That is distressingly blue, suspicious even. I wouldn't touch it. >_>

Wut?

I've never eaten a Twinkie. I just realized this.

He was just waiting for it, wasn't he? XD

* cue emptying of bowels *

If I were a rabbit...

The first person to cheer for lag... Aren't they adorable? :)

Someone help me out as I fail to see the problem here. :)

Ezio auditore has a cat...

Well fuck.

I don't think they planned for that when they left home that morning...

HELL YES!!! :D

I would die. Just bury me between my roses and the dogwood. XP