Girl go hard

I fail to see the issue here.

No regrets.

See, this is why I can't deal with children, my first thought would be " SHIT! I BROKE IT!" .

I'd want to keep Geoff as a friend, hopefully I can convince him to kill people in funnier ways. Like with balloon animals. :)

Please tell me that this happened.

MARRY HIM!!!!

Met a woman with a three legged cat she loves very much... She named him Tripod.

How to turn a normal class discussion into " How to hide a body - The Tutorial "

Done this before. Hid in my bathroom with my laptop, cellphone, and my survival ( think Rambo ;)) knife.

You've obviously never met my brother. I've watched him mechanically devour 15 seedless tangerines in a matter of minutes. He peeled and put the entire fruit into his mouth and while chewing the first one began peeling the next unfortunate victim. He does this often and it goes without saying, that we never had to convince him to eat his fruits and veggies. Just leave them in his general vicinity and he'll disappear them for you without complaint.

Impressive

What the actual fuck?

As a girl, I read this post all the way to the end and then named a porn site in my head. I don't think I make a very good girl. :/