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This tickles my soul 9 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Those poor birds are traumatized for life. I bet they go back shaking, whispering "It just grabbed me. Just... snatched me up, man."
This tickles my soul 9 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Those poor birds are traumatized for life. I bet they go back shaking, whispering "It just grabbed me. Just... snatched me up, man."
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DON'T DO THIS TO ME 26 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
You're better than me. I wouldn't be able to take it! My little brother and I are only four years apart, we fight like cats and dogs, which is kind of normal. But at sixteen years old, he's trying to convince me to come and live with him if he goes to an out of state college, because he says he'll miss me too much. I'd like to add that he's a six foot tall defensive back with tattoos and he still hugs EVERYONE in the house before he goes to sleep at night. He's adorable.
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Penguin thinks he's a popstar 5 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Don't feel alone. It's better than me, too.
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Seeing the world 14 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Same. Sometimes it's just best to laugh, it's not like like you can punch them through the computer! XD
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Wet 1 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Okay, koalas are terrifying. :)
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History class geek moment 2 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
What?
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Teacher didn't have a map, so he drew one by himself 4 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
HE IS TOO POWERFUL! HE MUST BE CONTAINED! D:
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Are you gay? 31 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
I have never heard put that way before. XD Sad, I never see a straight person creatively describe their sexuality. :(
And you thought Slenderman was bad 3 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Considering what I've (and many others) done to my Sims, you may want to panic a little more. :/
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Thor high as f*ck 3 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
What movie is this, please?
Don't care about the toilet seat 9 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Exactly what I thought. Who are these mystery women walking into the bathroom backwards with the lights off, I've never fallen in.
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Who was keeping count? 1 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
THAT IS THE SAME THING I THOUGHT!!!
How to Handle a Wasp 3 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
You win.
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People on YouTube are dumb 3 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
I looked, realized what it was, forgot and had to look again.
Just The Chinese Keyboard 1 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
What the fuck?
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What I hated the most at school 3 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
I see now that I was lucky. I had a cousin that I happened to have EVERY class with, I made a point to group with her. Between the two of us, the other members would contribute purely out of fear. It was glorious.
YouTube comment win 5 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
I'm ashamed of myself. As a woman, it took me faaar too long to look her in the face. Those things are distracting.
"I'm gonna hug you now, ok? Yeahh." 9 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
My water just shot out of my nose.
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Good Guy Greg Partying 1 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
I've actually done this. Traded her a ref bull in exchange for my cleaning services. Not because I'm nice, I just didn't feel like talking to the adults.
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Thomas hates asians 5 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Relax your rear, there's nothing to fear, the rape train is finally here...
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Eyes are the hardest part 15 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Oh god. This gives me nightmares. So. Many. Nightmares.
Daaaaaamn 6 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Well shit.
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Demonic science 16 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
What the actual fuck is that?
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Sassy British Guys Sing Shakira 13 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Perfection.
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