WHAT IS THAT

I brought some comfy chairs so we can sit while we wait. For my good deed, do I get some popcorn?

NUCLEAR WEAPONS DISCHARGED

The year is 3026. Humanity is mostly gone. The few of us left huddle around a small fire. Suddenly, one of the members of our small group seems to be overcome by something. He makes a joke about a lion named "Mufasa", whom none of us have heard of. We all feel the sudden urge to cry. I don't know what comes over me, but somehow, I see a ghost of a dead woman. She tells me what to say, and I can feel my lips forming her words:
"Too soon."

Probably the carabiner-ish thing at the start.

*sobs*

Wait, you guys aren't on recreational drugs??? And here I thought I wasn't alone...

That's not Obama, that's Oboba. He's a builder.

Japan is the best BECAUSE of its weird stuff!

Wanna argue that, Pixie!??!?

Well that took a very startling turn...

Do you ever feel
feel so paper thin

I hope you realize how racist that was.